I've never experienced the touch of a women before nor have I ever seen a woman naked IRL, but I am a connoisseur when it comes to lesbian porn, and by all accounts that pumpkin looks like a puss. I'd screw it, hell, I'd screw anything if it meant I'd get to feel the touch of another person. Oh God I'm so lonely. Jesus Christ, where did it all go wrong in life? Getting a hard-on over a pumpkin isn't natural but on the coomer lifestyle it seems so. If I'd known the touch of a woman maybe I wouldn't have become such a gay later on in life, but as it stands nothing about women seems appealing to me. Me and my homies hate women, or at least if I had homies. Where did all my friends go? What went wrong in life? Screw it I'm going asexual. Sex is by far the most evil concept in existence. The fact that life itself exists through sex just proves that life is flawed. The act of sex gives human beings a tremendous amount of pleasure. Pleasure they don't deserve. No one deserves to experience so much pleasure, especially since some humans get to experience it while some are denied it. I want die.