Never, EVER underestimate the importance of staying hydrated. EVEN IF YOU STAY INDOORS!

My New Year's Resolution: Remember to set my status to "Away" when I need to go step away from my desk while I'm farming cards.

Wanted: the return of Diet Caffeine Free Dr. Pepper to the state of Washington.
Reward:....my undying gratitude? Will that be enough?

I am always up to help with co-op cheevos on Borderlands games. But, if you're going to ask me for help, make sure to try communicating first? --> Random friend invites are way too sketchy these days. Also, if I look online but don't respond, I probably left a game running to collect cards while I do chores/work/study/use other game consoles/sleep/etc. (This honestly happens a lot.) Also, if you're going to ask for help with BL3, I'll need time to reinstall it unlike the other Borderlands games.

Games shouldn't own their players, players should own their games. Hence why I'm mostly quitting MMOs. Mostly. I will be available in them sometimes, there are still a few things I want to do in them (coughcheevoscough), and if you wanna hang out and do stuff in Wakfu I will happily do that (though I refuse to be beholden to time limited events, though I guess if you are then yeah sure I'll help), and I can definitely provide assistance with stuff to save friends the suffering of (for example) gaining ranks in Crafting/Harvesting in Wakfu or providing access to the Dojo Research Plans that have been completed in the Group Dojo. (Ask how you too can get a free Hema from the Group Dojo!...because nobody should have to suffer like that. Like, DE, seriously? Give the old timers...idk a medal or a Hema Wraith Dojo Recipe or whatever, but 5000 Mutagen Samples is dumb and awful and I say that after having finished that.)

Q: Do I Wishlist every game I see?
A: I have Ignored 13000+ games so far (and that was before Valve "permitted" AI content on Steam around 1/12/2023, we'll see if any can actually obey the requirements and how many villains get exposed (not) trying), and no I did not pick which to ignore randomly. So, no I don't wishlist every game I see. I do sometimes get trashware to remind me of the bad old days of computer gaming, but that's only if it's an honest effort.
Q: Why even HAVE so many games?
A: Partly because I couldn't resist an extremely high discount from a bundle, partially because I've been signed up with Humble Bundle since idk when, and partially because I'm studying games to try to figure out game design.
Q. Do you even try to organize your Wishlist?
A. I have tried. Recently, in fact. I wanted to move some things to the top but every time I tried to just change the number Steam stops responding. I'll try again later when I feel up for dragging items manually.
Q: Do you buy ALL your games in bundles?
A: No. Years of experience has revealed that some Brands, IPs, series, etc just don't put their games in Bundles. But since I have a backlog...I tend not feel any particular urge to just buy a game normally. Unless it's REALLY compelling or I really want to study it.
Q: What will you do when you complete 100 games?
A: I'm going to Disney World! If Baldur's Gate 3 has its Photo Mode AND is stabilized (which could be a while) then I'll play that. If not, I'll probably focus on the impending Crisis that is Nintendo Shutting Down Online Services for the Wii U and 3DS.
Q: Why has it taken you so long to get to 100 Hundos?
A: Illness, Warframe, illness, Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links, illness, Wakfu, illness, Fortnite Save The World (Not that Battle Royal stuff that showed up out of nowhere), illness, moving, Pokemon, moving again, school...have I mentioned I've been sick? A lot? I'd go into detail, but there's no way to do that without it looking like an extensive rant, so I won't. I'll just say that brain fog (and illnesses that cause it) can REALLY make it hard to do anything fun, especially when they give you anhedonia too. Oh, and the next time you play a game with In-App purchases and a massive time cost, remember to think about how many other games you could have enjoyed instead.
Q: I never hear you talk. Do you even own a microphone?
A: Nope. Probably should. I'd say I'll try to get one this Black Friday, but I said that last year and the year before. So...*shrugs*.
Q: What was your 100th hundo?
A: AFAIK, it was Psychonauts in the Rhombus of Ruin but I'm pretty sure that isn't technically accurate since stuff got removed from the Steam store and thus dropped my count. And I probably removed some utter garbage from my library when Steam granted the ability to private games, tho I forget if I did that to any hundos. But I like Psychonauts, I enjoyed Psychonauts in the Rhombus of Ruin, and opening the next 100 hundo quest with a VR game seems cool too. So it's the 100th in my heart.

Favorite Emotes: :

Favorite Emote Sentences/Phrases:
Let's this cheevo! This game is . That's . , Let's ! WNNAR! this game! Quick, take a ! s on . Good Morning! I need a . Soooo pretty! Everything is Fine. Oh, uh, hi! dy
(because Steam doesn't give me a good way to track this knowledge and I cannot remember any of the names of these)(Aren't you glad that Steam doesn't allow emotes in reviews? I'm not.)

Will (possibly, depending on what it is) gladly Do Multiplayer Stuff, especially helping with Co-op only cheevos, including:
1. Any Borderlands series cheevos
2. Left 4 Dead 2...and I guess Left 4 Dead 1 cheevos? (I'm still learning it though.)
3. Warframe stuff, though definitely ask first
4. Wakfu stuff. Especially going for cheevos. (I'm waaay out of practice currently though. In the process of relearning the game after a multiyear hiatus. Much learning to do.)
5. A Hat in Time Co-op Cheevos! (Fun game so far. Haven't hundo'd it, but I'm working on it.)
6. Capcom Beat 'Em Up Bundle Co-Op cheevos. (That's a quick one, btw. More ppl should get it.)
7. Other Co-op-only cheevos by request! Just ask!