Revalopod
Connor Mason   Deception Bay, Queensland, Australia
 
 
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Curator at Original Curators Group
Administrator at Ottawa Games Inc. and Bitcoin Market Place , and Moderator at Diamond Giveaways
Reviewing enthusiast and avid beta tester.
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My emails: connor.mason@optusnet.com.au
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I avidly play video games on PC for leisure, and sometimes for reviewing and testing.
My PC is capable of running some games very well... but it depends on the optimisation...
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Sometime I also like to trade. I currently have 100% positive trading reputation.
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I have no community or game bans, no trading bans and no VAC bans, and am a user of the Steam mobile authenticator.
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My favourite Steam games of each category or genre
Best RPG: Warframe
Best cinematic experience: Warframe
Best story game: Warframe
Best action game: Warframe
Best open world game: Warframe
Best sandbox game: Warframe
Best platformer: Warframe
Best FPS: When Warframe glitches and the camera goes into first person perspective
Best adventure game: Warframe
Best multiplayer/co-op game: Warframe
Best zombie game: Warframe
Best stealth game: Warframe
Best survival game: Warframe
Best roguelite/like: Enter the Gungeon
Best management/simulator: Planet Coaster
Best horror game: Warframe (yep it actually gets quite spooky)
Best Strategy game: Warframe
Best worst game: NecroVisioN
Best casual/exploration game: Abzû
Best point ‘n click adventure game: CSGO Awp


My top 10 games
1) Warframe
2) Killing Floor 2
3) Skyrim
4) The Witcher 3
5) The Solus Project
6) Terraria
7) Crysis
8) Red Faction
9) Gish
10) Dishonored

My top 10 movies
1) Alien and Aliens
2) Prometheus
3) Avengers: Infinity War
4) Prometheus
5) Thor: Ragnarok
6) The Matrix
7) The Terminator 1 and 2
8) Jurassic Park
9) wee and poo
10) poo

My top 10 TV series
1) Doctor Who
2) Final Space
3) The Punisher
4) The 100
5) Daredevil
6) Jessica Jones
7) Luke Cage
8) The Defenders
9) Rick and Morty
10) bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbob

My top 10 books
1) Inheritance Cycle
2) Just poo
3) poo
4) poo and wee
5) poo
6) poo poo
7) poo
8) poo
9) poo
10) poo and poo

My top 10 songs
1) Shadow Warrior 2 Menu Theme
2) Für Elise except it’s not the old poo version
3) Adrenaline from orange
4) 2 steps from hell all is hell that ends hell in hell with a hell hell hereand a bit of hell icing with a hell cherry on the hell top
5) Excision & Illenium: Gold dinosaurs
6) City of Eternal Avante-garde Futuristic Orchestral Music
7) Illenium - A song about drug addiction
8) Warf Rame: This Is What A Good Song Is
9) poo
10) poo

Distiller Deep-sea Cucumber
Delicious breakthroughs of deep-sea squeeze
Delicaceness of deep-sea icecar
Delicious Elements of Ezujoujuu Periodic Deadwood Moving Elements of Ezujou Ezujoujuu Ezujou Ezueguoku Ekogeegu Education Education
Dynamic embroidery sewing soup Egg baggling soup Egg baggling squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze souffle over doggling squeeze soup with squeeze soup with squeeze soup with mouthwatering squeeze soucepaliful soucepaliful squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze
Ezujou Pasteur Deep-sea Cucumber Distillery Deep-sea Cucumber Distillery Deep-sea Cucumber Distiller Deep-sea Cucumber Distiller Deep-sea Cucumber Oldeep Sea Crucifix Deep-sea Cucumber Older

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The graphics are unbearably basic and the quality is absolutely deplorable. The game is just a giant buggy mess, a huge waste of time, and is not the least bit enjoying to play. The only good thing I can say is the developer still develops the game. BUT it still has not improved from an UNPLAYABLY boring, lucklasture, tedious, monotonous and incredibly DULL state.
I recommend this game for anyone who finds enjoyment out of watching grass grow. This game is almost as fun as that.

But oh boy it gets worse... When you spawn into the game, you will probably be surrounded a bunch of ugly defecations that are supposed to be zombies. They will make tears come out of your eyeball sockets because these zombies look like rotten nightmares because the textures are that awful. And if you think the characters in Roblox look cringey, well they look like diamonds and pizza compared to characters in Unturned. The players look like some distorted nostril soap that dangles out of the intestines of a degloved torso of a decaying corpse.

If you manage to not regurgitate your innards from the sheer disgust of the character models, then good luck trying to look at anything in the game without your teeth falling out from your brain cells imploding. The grass looks like manure, the trees look like foot lettuce, the water looks like moldy milk and the sun looks like that sun-baby monstrosity out of Teletubbies. When you press W to move forwards, your face will slap your buttocks with such great force you will be sad, because the movement system is so BAD it SUCKS and I HATE IT A LOT. It's a walking simulator with a plot twist: the walking is so bad you will want to die in real life.

And then if you find a gun from RNG loot spawns worse than PUBG because this game is all about luck and praying to jesus rather than skill, then you will be SHOCKED to see how HORRID the gun system is. It's so bad it makes Slaughtering Grounds seem like a $1Billion AAA title. This game is supposed to be a survival game but the only thing you will be surviving is your own real life death. When you eat food, it's pretty much the same as witnessing a chorus of 10,000 babies crying and puking into each of your earholes, while drinking water looks like your face is on your foot while your other foot is being eaten by a rabbid grasshopper.

I would rather ingest my own fingernails and bathe inside a bathtub of cockroaches than even LOOK at this disastrous piece of bovine faeces. This game is so contemptible it makes mass massacres look like a family picnic. I would rather bring Hitler back to life and become a flat-earther than ever even THINK about this abhorrent trash of pure garbage rubbish.

When I hear "Unturned" I think of poverty, sickness, death, and everything wrong with the world. CIA's brainwashing and Japan's Unit 731 are more enticing than this STUPID HORRIBLE UGLY GAME. I would gladly put a piranha on my belly button and stuff a venemous spider into each of my orifices than play this FART. This game is a BIG FAT FART. It's a huge piece of flatulence that some ugly inhuman monster accidently let out of their maggot-infested bowels and out of their deformed rectum. This rancid fart found itself on Steam and manifested itself as Unturned.

Do you wish to play the game I have described? If you do, then I classify you as a 12 year old weeaboo edgelord emo with autistic down syndrome and harlequin ichthyosis with 34 bellybuttons and 2 nipples on your eyeballs.
Thanks for reading my review and being an intelligible informed parent.
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The question has been asked time and time again. "What is the best weapon in the game?" Then everyone answers, "there is no best weapon in the game." While this is true, there are indeed weapons that fail miserably in the game. Also take into consideration

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Hitori Hanzo Nov 9 @ 7:57am 
I see.
Revalopod Nov 9 @ 4:52am 
it was a misunderstanding...
your post here https://steamcommunity.com/app/230410/discussions/0/1733216261958305918/?ctp=2#c1734342793780348536
I thought meant you were the one to leave squad, but I was wrong so don't worry :)
Hitori Hanzo Nov 8 @ 11:20pm 
Yeah I don't really care about that. He's a troll anyway. I'm more interested in your previous message about leaving squad... what the heck was that? What squad?
Revalopod Nov 8 @ 11:17pm 
you are the one who did big spam
https://i.imgur.com/tZh1xdH.png