• If you came here from a TF2 gambling website, the person you were just dealing with wasn't me. I've never been on any of those websites, and I never will be. All my stuff stays here forever, pretty much; if I wanted something of yours, I'd come to you for it.
• I have a Wiki Cap, and am part of the Wiki Cap Holder's Lounge group on Steam. You can find it in the group showcase right below this one. If the person you're looking at isn't part of that group, and doesn't have it in their Steam profile showcases, they're not me.
• I've got a good few thousand games on my account, and a couple thousand different items in my Team Fortress inventory. I only have one of each item; and I don't keep raw currency (metal/keys) in this account's inventory.
• I don't like to wear Unusuals, so if you came here because somebody's been betting them or showing them off, that person wasn't me either.

• NOTHING IS FOR SALE.
• Only one of every item, promotional differences aside. (Sam & Max Lugermorph and Poker Night 1 Lugermorph, for example.)

Items must be in the quality they would have been when first released:
• Community (Wiki Cap)
• Normal/Stock (Batsaber)
• Unique (practically everything else, except for...)
• Vintage (Pre-Mann-Conomy items, non-craft exceptions [Companion Cube Pin/Lo-Fi])
• Unusual (Haunted Metal Scrap, Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Unusualifier tool)
• Genuine (Promotional items, where applicable.)
• Strange (Spirit of Giving, Botkillers, Festive Bat, Australium weapons, Golden Frying Pan)
• Haunted (Halloween items, where applicable.)
• Decorated Weapon (Gun Mettle/Tough Break Update skins, War Painted weaponry)
• Collector's (nothing right now, ironically.)

• Weapon skins are usually Factory New, or Battle Scarred with custom wear.
• No craft numbered items. Most numbers don't show in-game, but they will on third-party sites.
• I like to have items in their default state; so I typically don't search out item customizations.

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Project Contributions
• Community event documentation / April Fools Day event contributor for Team Fortress Wiki
• Worked on Beachfront during Mappers vs Machines 2017
• Item co-contributor with FiveEyes for Workshop Wonderland, Operation Canteen Crasher, Arms Race, Journey to the East, Particle Mayhem
• Wrote the short story The Renegotiation [tf2maps.net] for TF2Maps 72 Hour Jam 2023
• Co-created the Calendartillery mission with Seelpit for Potato MvM's Operation Osmium Ordinance