• NOTHING IS FOR SALE.
• Only one of every item, promotional differences aside. (Sam & Max Lugermorph and Poker Night 1 Lugermorph, for example.)

Items must be in the quality they would have been when first released:
• Community (Wiki Cap)
• Normal/Stock (Batsaber)
• Unique (practically everything else, except for...)
• Vintage (Pre-Mann-Conomy items, non-craft exceptions [Companion Cube Pin/Lo-Fi])
• Unusual (Haunted Metal Scrap, Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Unusualifier tool)
• Genuine (Promotional items, where applicable.)
• Strange (Spirit of Giving, Botkillers, Festive Bat, Australium weapons, Golden Frying Pan)
• Haunted (Halloween items, where applicable.)
• Decorated Weapon (War Painted weaponry)
• Collector's (nothing right now, ironically.)

• Campaign skins must be Factory New wear! This allows me to see the most of the skin.
• No craft numbered items. Even if the craft number doesn't show up in-game, it will on third-party sites, and that annoys me.
• I will accept modified items, (e.g. name/desc-tagged, painted, Strange Part/Filtered, killstreak) if need be; but I most likely won't keep them like that, so I'll probably look for regular ones.

Here are some interesting facts about the collection:
- Owner of 1/23 Vintage Companion Cube Pins [steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net]
- Owner of 1/24 Genuine Nablers [steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net]
- Owner of 1/26 Community Sparkle Vintage Lugermorphs [steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net]
- Owner of 1/50 Stock Batsabers [doesn't appear different in-game, check item showcases]
- Owner of 1/155 Golden Frying Pans [steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net] [clean and dropped]
- Owner of 1/158 Wiki Caps [steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net]

Australiums found:
Golden Frying Pan: Tour 61 (yes, I'm keeping it) [cloud-4.steamusercontent.com]
Scattergun: Tour 96 [images.akamai.steamusercontent.com]
Knife: Tour 119 [images.akamai.steamusercontent.com]
Stickybomb Launcher: Tour 178 [steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net]