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I want you to take part in a little practical demonstration for me. Go find a pen or some similarly dimensioned object in the cheetos centered detritus surrounding your computer keyboard. Seriously, do it. Don't keep reading to see where I'm going with this, just do it.

Right, once you got one, insert it between the second and third finger in one of your hands. Now use your other hand to squeeze the fingers inwards towards the pen.

You may have noticed that this really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts and that you are now in a great amount of pain. Congratulations, you have just recieved your punishment for not buying Psychonauts.


I'm just going to list out of context some of the things that occur in Psychonauts

A telekinetic bear, a dentist that harvests brains, a sequence where you become a giant godzilla style monster and terrorizes a society of talking fish, and a shadowy trench coated government agent who disguises himself as a housewife by brandishing a rolling pin and talking disjointedly about pies.

A game that features all of these things just simply cannot be criticized. Its against the law or something.

- Zero Punctuation (Quoted from The Escapist Magazine)
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TYGs Nov 24, 2020 @ 12:28pm 
Unfortunately yep ): DotA2 was a lovely time
POMF =3 Jun 21, 2018 @ 7:17pm 
Who ded
Steven Sep 10, 2016 @ 8:30am 
where u at
Fengren Apr 15, 2013 @ 5:37am 
Stark Feb 26, 2013 @ 7:53pm 
Are you really in Japan? :P
Nixtusj27 Jul 2, 2012 @ 6:07pm 
oh so thats why you're off the entire time, good thing your back :3