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To be fair, you have to have a very high skill level to handle the P90. The rate of fire is extremely high, and without a solid grasp of recoil control most of the bullets will go over a typical silver's head. There's also P90's running accuracy, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - it's run and gun philosophy draws heavily from russian playbooks, for instance. The gold novas understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the beauty of this gun, to realize that it's not just a superior weapon- it has a huge impact on our LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike P90 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in gold nova's existencial catchphrase "RUSH B BLYAT," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as belgian engineers' genius unfolds itself on their PC screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a P90 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 2 ranks of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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