Currently working on my new play "Hamlet with Monkeys" gonna take me a while tho (expect it in the next 2 billion years)



- must be above level 10

- must have at least 30 steam friends

- must play Team Fortress 2

- must be a full time streamer

- must dislike Sweet'n Low

- must be fluent in Python (the coding language, not the snake)

- must have the letter "A" in name somewhere

- must be between 5'6" and 6'7"

- must be cool

- must have FC'd through the fire and the flames on Guitar Hero 3

- must have specifically these emoticons:

- must be fluent in Python (the snake, not the coding language)

- must have been a background character in the movie "The Lighthouse"

- must have a pet fox

- must have petted a fox

- must have foxed a pet

- must hate mustard

- must have been nominated for an oscar

- must have a tattoo from Berserk

- must have played on stage with iron maiden

- must have invented Sweet'n Low

- must be hotter than the ultrakill robot (near impossible)

- must not use the letter "E" in any context ever

- must have reached fourth boss of Hades in 3 attempts on first playthrough

- must never play any video games ever

- must never have had a steam account

- must not exist