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Shi'ra. Hi everyone, I'm an elf stuck in a human's body. Ever since I was a child, I've always felt like I was born in the wrong world. I look down on the mayflies surrounding me and I can't help but constantly notice how uncouth everyone is. I originally thought myself as an Druchii, then an Asur. but that was wrong, It wasn't until my teens until I figured out what I am: An Asrai at heart. I ask that everyone refer to me as an Wood Elf and know they are communing with their better! :materia:
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here

glaikit

mayflies:ranald:

Shi'ra. Hi everyone, I'm an elf stuck in a human's body. Ever since I was a child, I've always felt like I was born in the wrong world. I look down on the mayflies surrounding me and I can't help but constantly notice how uncouth everyone is. I originally thought myself as an Druchii, then an Asur. but that was wrong, It wasn't until my teens until I figured out what I am: An Asrai at heart. I ask that everyone refer to me as an Wood Elf and know they are communing with their better! :materia:
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Boop Sep 22, 2024 @ 10:48pm 
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Not a Corgi Mar 30, 2021 @ 12:42am 
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NinjaKatMeow Nov 27, 2019 @ 8:21pm 
Kerillians favorite word: Mayflies!
NinjaKatMeow Oct 19, 2019 @ 8:11pm 
hmm, a fellow vermintide player, interesting
Kgamers4 Oct 4, 2019 @ 11:00pm 
not playing with swf bullcrap
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please link me your pfp its cute as hell