You already suffering from crippling depression?
Are you cracking under pressure of severe anxiety?
Are you a sick old queer with a dark sense of humor?
Have you reached your breaking point but, want to reach levels of depression not humanly possible?
Do you want to experience a soul-maiming game?
A gnarly sausage-fest of a world?
An absolute atrocity spawned from the most nefarious of rapscallion?

Get the game, it is worth it even at full price.