Rabid squirrels killed my warrior hero. I brought him home for burial and my pigs ate him while the caravan was being unloaded. Brutal game

I also had the ugliest man on the planet in my colony and apparently he had fathered half the planet population. Gives the rest of us hope.

игра прикольная, годжо скуфору разрезали на 2 части(канон) игоря расхуярили жуки в пещере(он сам туда пошел) ганнибала сожрали свои же(канон)

okay... so i started the game with Phoebe, and it was alright. i had a good time. i had a little settlement, we got some raids, some mad animals, phoebe and me where tight like besties, then one day she she decided to hit me with a wild dry storm massive fires solar flare gridloss.. wild. and i was like daaaaamn pheebs. we not friends? lost most of the settlement. okay we learned, cool.

insert cass..... cass... was a ripe ♥♥♥♥ and i knew that going in. tough ruthless even but she honed my skills like a blacksmith hones a fine edge on his favorite weapon, we respected each other. (she was totally into me) and after another 40 hours or so, the student became the master (so to speak) and i bowed out with a funtional living colony.

naturally, i met randy with an attitude like.
"hello randy, i am here to see what your made of, i brought notes, battle plans...(insert hero monolog here) and so i shall defeat you!
and that mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ just laughed and went
"you brought what? cute.... i brough these dice, im also going to be doing ALOT of unknown drugs well we get to know each other"
and soon i realized my plans what i thought i understood was nothing, didnt matter. because the MAD GOD WITH THE BONE DICE AND THE SMOKELEAF!! said i dont care how the game is supposed to treat you, i dont care that you started 2 days ago, heres some weird bug monsters from under ground go ♥♥♥♥ yourself mr. brought-some-notes...
everyone died, horriably... no chance. nothing spared. everything burned and forgotten looking like concreat.

all and all... RimWorld is a strange but addicting experience. i will continue to fight and struggle till im laughing for no reason screaming at the sky naked holding nothing but a golden spear and jade helm, having gone totally mad myself

10/10 5-STARS.