“Bring me a bucket and I’ll show you a bucket”

"I am the conductor of the poop train"

"I like my treasure like I like my baby steaks, raaaaare..."

"Pluto's not a planet"

"Get over here and smell my meat"

"The chili recipe dies with me"

"Shoot me... in the face..."

"I can still taste her lovely sweatbox, She fed me such sweet tears of ecstacy"

"look me in the eye when I stare at you"

"Seeeeemeeeeeeen"

"Give me my hit points back"

"No.. you take a time out"

"I have things to do Mouthbreather"

"Feeling cute, might turn you into a meat bicycle later"

"That sentence had too many syllables.. Apologise!"

"Nothing is more badass than treating a woman with respect!"