Laurent   Hessen, Germany
RIP Lili, I love you; born: April 2005, died: 29.01.2020

"No gods or kings. Only man." Andrew Ryan from BioShock
27 years old. I speak German, English and French. Singleplayer-m&k-PC-only-gamer. Achievement hunter. I also review every game I play although I mostly just write if I do recommend it or not. I love old school shooters, survival horror, walking simulators, the best card game ever made aka Yu-Gi-Oh! (Duel Links and Master Duel) and the best RTS ever made aka Age of Empires 2. Also big movie fan. (My favorite movie directors are Quentin Tarantino, Christopher Nolan and Denis Villeneuve.)
See my trade list here [].

My favorite games/game series are: Resident Evil, Metro, BioShock, The Evil Within, Dead Space, Doom, Wolfenstein, Serious Sam (except SS2), Duke Nukem 3D, Half-Life (especially Black Mesa), Quake 1 (and only the first one!), Blood 1, Age of Empires (especially AoE2) & Age of Mythology, Yu-Gi-Oh! (Duel Links and Master Duel), What Remains of Edith Finch, Amnesia, Outlast and SOMA.

I don't like mainstream games like CSGO, Dota 2, Lol, PUBG, Fortnite, Apex Legends, CoD Warzone, Fall Guys, Rocket League, Valorant, Payday 2, Arma 3, Borderlands, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Overwatch, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, Diablo, Destiny, Wow, Warcraft, Hearthstone, Dead by Daylight, Phasmophobia, The Forest, Raft, Satisfactory, Space Engineers, Deep Rock Galactic, Factorio, Minecraft, DayZ, Rust, ARK, Valheim, Hunt, Conan Exiles, No Man's Sky, Don't Starve, Among Us, Sea of Thieves, Grand Theft Auto, Red Dead Redemption, The Elder Scrolls, Divinity, Witcher, Cyberpunk 2077, Dark Souls, Sekiro, Monster Hunter, The Division, Fifa, PES, Civilization, Cities: Skylines, Mount & Blade, Risk of Rain 2, Hades, Stardew Valley, Terraria, Path of Exile, Warframe, Genshin Impact, New World, Paladins, Pokemon, Zelda, Garry's Mod etc. (Not playing any game from Nintendo, Rockstar, From Software, Blizzard or Platinum Games)

I hate service games, MOBAs, hero shooters, battle royale, rogue-likes, loot shooters, auto battlers, survival and/or heavily competitive oriented games. (By survival I mean modern survival, like Rust or Ark, I don't mean Survival Horror like Dead Space or Resident Evil.) Well in general I don't like multiplayer games at all. (Except Battlefield and YGO)
(Oh and don't forget: "Souls-like" is not even a true genre!)

I have an account at Steam, Origin, Uplay and GOG, but I refuse to join/use Epic Store, Battle. Net, Windows Store, Rockstar Games Launcher, Bethesda Launcher or any other.
Currently Online
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Information about my Achievements
Perfect Steam games (games with 100% achievements): 923 (612) (311 not counting:
311 are "Profile Features Limited" or not counting demo or not counting removed game, 0 previously completed games got new achievs)

:mllrrad: = (very) hard
:AOESheep: = long (over 30h)
:radsign: = not counting


-Age of Empires: Definitive Edition :AOESheep:
-Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition :AOESheep:
-Age of Empires II HD :AOESheep:
-Age of Empires III: Definitive Edition :AOESheep:
-Age of Mythology: Extended Edition :AOESheep:
-Alan Wake & American Nightmare
-Alien: Isolation :AOESheep:
-Aliens: Colonial Marines :AOESheep:
-American Patriots: The Swamp Fox :mllrrad: :radsign:
-Amnesia: The Dark Descent & A Machine for Pigs & Rebirth
-Apsulov: End of Gods
-Ashes :radsign:
-BioShock 1 & 2 Remastered :AOESheep:
-BioShock 2 :AOESheep:
-BioShock Infinite :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Black Mesa :AOESheep:
-Blaster Cop :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :radsign:
-Blood: Fresh Supply
-Blue Estate
-Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition :mllrrad:
-Call of Cthulhu
-Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare (SP)
-Call of Duty: Black Ops (SP and Zombies) :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Call of Duty: Black Ops II (SP) :AOESheep:
-Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Zombies :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Call of Duty: Black Ops III :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Call of Duty: Ghosts (SP)
-Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 & 3 :AOESheep:
-Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered :mllrrad:
-Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)
-Call of Duty: WWII (SP) :mllrrad:
-Call of Juarez: The Cartel
-Call of Juarez Gunslinger
-Chasm: The Rift
-Co-Co CORN MAFIA :radsign:
-COLINA: Legacy
-CONCLUSE :radsign:
-Coven - Halloween Demo :mllrrad:
-The Crow's Eye
-Crying is not Enough: Remastered :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Crysis 1-3 Remastered
-Crystal Call :mllrrad:
-The Darkness II
-Daymare: 1998
-Dead Effect 1 & 2 :AOESheep:
-Dead Island :AOESheep:
-Dead Space (2023) :AOESheep:
-DeadTruth: The Dark Path Ahead :mllrrad:
-Death in the Water :mllrrad:
-The Deer :radsign:
-Delivery Man
-Dementium II HD
-Destructions :mllrrad: :radsign:
-Devilry :mllrrad:
-Don't Look :mllrrad: :radsign:
-DOOM (2016) & DOOM Eternal :AOESheep:
-DOOM 3: BFG Edition :AOESheep:
-DOOM 64
-DOOMED :mllrrad:
-Doorways 1-3
-Dread Templar
-Dream Stone 1&2
-Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour & Megaton Edition :AOESheep:
-Duke Nukem Forever
-Dying Light :AOESheep:
-Emily Wants To Play 1 & 2 :mllrrad:
-Enemy Front
-Entropy : Zero 1 & 2
-Ether One & Redux
-The Evil Within 1 & 2 :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-F.E.A.R. 3 :AOESheep:
-FastGo Running :radsign:
-Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
-Forgive Me Father
-The Forgotten Ones
-FROSTBITE: Deadly Climate :mllrrad: :radsign:
-FrostRunner :radsign:
-Gemini: Heroes Reborn
-Ghost Stories 1&2 :radsign:
-Gravitas :radsign:
-GUN GODZ :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Half-Life 2 + Episode 1-2 + Update
-Halfquake Trilogy :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Hard Reset Extended Edition & Redux :mllrrad:
-The Hat Man: Shadow Ward
-Heavy Bullets :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Heavy Fire: Afghanistan & Shattered Spear
-Hellbound :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-High Hell :mllrrad:
-INDUSTRIA :mllrrad:
-Into the Dark
-Into The Gloom
-Intrude :mllrrad:
-Intruders: Hide and Seek
-Ion Fury :mllrrad:
-Jumps :mllrrad:
-Killing Floor 2 :AOESheep:
-Kotel Ne Gori: A Friend of Lena Boots :mllrrad: :radsign:
-The Last Hope: Trump vs Mafia
-Layers of Fear 1 & 2
-Left 4 Dead 2 :AOESheep:
-Lost in Vivo
-Lovely Planet Arcade :mllrrad:
-Lurk in the Dark : Prologue :radsign:
-Maid of Sker
-Mask of Sanity :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Master Reboot
-Metro 2033 & Redux :AOESheep:
-Metro Exodus :AOESheep:
-Metro: Last Light & Redux :AOESheep:
-MIND: Path to Thalamus Enhanced Edition
-Mirror's Edge™ Catalyst :mllrrad:
-MOMO.EXE 1 & 2 :mllrrad: :radsign:
-Monstrum :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Mother Simulator
-NeonCode :radsign:
-Never Again :mllrrad:
-NewOld :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :radsign:
-Night Catcher :mllrrad: :radsign:
-Nightfall: Escape
-Nightmare of Decay :mllrrad:
-No one lives under the lighthouse :mllrrad:
-Observer & System Redux
-OFFICESCAPE :mllrrad: :radsign:
-Outlast :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Outlast 2 :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Painkiller Hell & Damnation :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Perilous Warp
-Pesadelo - Regressão
-Pineview Drive
-Portal :mllrrad:
-Portal 2
-Post Void :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-POSTAL 2 :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-PowerSlave Exhumed :mllrrad:
-Putrefaction 1-2 + add-on
-Quake :AOESheep:
-RAGE 1 & 2 :AOESheep:
-RealRTCW :AOESheep:
-Red Alliance :mllrrad:
-Rememoried :mllrrad:
-Resident Evil 2 :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Resident Evil 3
-Resident Evil 4 (2005) :AOESheep:
-Resident Evil 4 :AOESheep:
-Resident Evil 5 :AOESheep:
-Resident Evil 7 biohazard :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Resident Evil Revelations :AOESheep:
-Resident Evil Revelations 2 :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Resident Evil Village :AOESheep:
-Rise of the Triad (2013)
-Rise of the Triad: Ludicrous Edition
-ROG CITADEL XV :mllrrad: :radsign:
-Sanguine Sanctum :radsign:
-Seek Or Die :mllrrad:
-Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter :AOESheep:
-Serious Sam 3: BFE :AOESheep:
-Serious Sam 4
-Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem :mllrrad:
-Shadow Warrior :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Shadow Warrior 2 & 3
-Shadow Warrior Classic Redux
-Shadows Peak :mllrrad:
-Shooting Hurts :mllrrad: :radsign:
-Skywalk :mllrrad: :radsign:
-Slayers X
-Slender: The Arrival :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army 1 & 2
-Sniper Elite V2 & Remastered
-Sniper Elite 3 & 4 :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Sniper Ghost Warrior :AOESheep:
-Sniper Ghost Warrior 2 & 3
-Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts
-SolarGun :mllrrad:
-Spec Ops: The Line :mllrrad:
-The spy who shot me
-SUPERHOT :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Stary :mllrrad: :radsign:
-A Story About My Uncle :mllrrad:
-Suicide Guy & Suicide Guy: Sleepin' Deeply :mllrrad:
-Syndrome :mllrrad:
-The Tape :mllrrad:
-Titanfall 2 :mllrrad:
-Tunnels of Despair :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Turok 2: Seeds of Evil :AOESheep:
-Under Zero :radsign:
-Unforgiving - A Northern Hymn :mllrrad:
-Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage & Shadow Warrior
-Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun :mllrrad:
-Wholesome Slaughter :mllrrad:
-Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus International Version & German Edition :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :mllrrad: :AOESheep:
-Wolfenstein: The New Order International Version & German Edition
-Wolfenstein: The Old Blood International Version & German Edition
-Wolfenstein: Youngblood International Version :AOESheep:
-Wounded - The Beginning :mllrrad:
-Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links :AOESheep: :AOESheep: :AOESheep:
-Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel :AOESheep:
-Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist & Link Evolution :AOESheep:
-Ziggurat :mllrrad: :mllrrad:
-Zombie Army Trilogy

Number of Steam games where I got at least one achiev but haven't finished to 100% yet: 27
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Honestly I wasn't sure if I should recommend this or not. It is not a terrible game, but also not a really good one. Mainly because this game is going in a direction it should definitly not go and that is getting more like a loot-rpg-shooter.
Don't get me wrong, this is not a true loot-rpg-shooter, unlike the terrible Shadow Warrior 2, I'd say this is 40% a loot-rpg-shooter. The only thing which could save this game is the pretty good gunplay, (it is a MachineGames game after all), but still worse than in every other MachineGames Wolfenstein. In fact this game is by far the worst Wolfenstein game ever and the first and only one which I am not recommending.
The only other thing which I really liked from this game is the double jump and the a bit more verticality to use it. (I know this is nothing revolutionary, but still fun and something which wasn't in the other Wolfenstein games.) Well, at least the game looks and performs good.

Now let's get to the bad stuff. The list is long, trust me
-you are leveling up your character, and by doing that you get skill points which you can invest in the huge and unnecessary skill tree. This one is really bad, I mean you have to unlock every little thing which you could also do in the previous games without a skill, like beeing able to pick up heavy weapons, to regenerate health to the next 25 points or
beeing able to use Akimbo (WTF)
-you also have the "Pep Signals": basically temporary boosts for yourself and your partner, this is first really not needed in a Wolfenstein game and then this is super cringy because if you use one of these your character will do a "cool" gesture which makes you feel you are in Fortnite or some similar kiddy crap
-speaking of Akimbo, now you can only Akimbo the pistol and the new mp (WTF again, the new Wolfenstein games are a lot about Akimbo, using the Sturmgewehr or Shotgun), so now you can only Akimbo the boring weapons pretty much
-all the enemies have a level as well, and they also have a health bar (which you can turn off in the options, but then you won't see which armor type an enemy has which is a huge downside), but the enemies are leveling with you which makes the whole level system obsolete
-speaking of the terrible armor type system in the game: enemies have either light or heavy armor. You then have to use the corresponding weapon type to be effective against that enemy. if you don't they will take years to take out. The big problem here is that it's so hard to figure out the armor type of the enemy and which type your weapon is.
-terrible weapon balancing: the pistol is extremly weak (in Wolfenstein 2 it was together with the Sturmgewehr the best weapon), the new mp is pretty much op against most enemies, the shotgun shoots way slower now and deals way less damage than in Wolfenstein 2, the Blitzgewehr (which used to be the mp in Wolfenstein 2) is underpowered (in Wolfenstein 2 it was at least a good weapon early on using Akimbo and in close range), the Dieselhammer and the Dieselkraftwerk are underpowered, the Uberhammer, Kugelhammer and Elektrokraftwerk are overpowered and so on
-terrible stealth balance: at the beginning of the game stealth is almost impossible, later on it's super easy which the upgraded Invisibilty ability
-enemies are bullet sponges
-the level design is usually quite bad
-now it seems to doesn't make any difference if there is an enemy commander in the area or not, if you are detected, tons of enemies will spawn near you location, often behind you where you already cleared the area, but they will also spawn in pretty much every direction from you
-the game consists of 5 main missions (not gonna call them story missions because they are not), 5 !!!!!
-all the rest is sidemissions, backtracking and grinding:
pretty much every sidemission is boring tedious stuff, you are very often backtracking to an previous area; if you load another map all the enemies in the game respawn, have fun killing the enemies in the same areas over and over again;
-the grind is real: the only currency in the game (next to skill points maybe) are coins (which you can also buy with real money, yeah, microtransactions, who doesn't love those), you use that for buying upgrades for your weapons (of which they are tons of), upgrading the upgrades (yes, no joke), buying skins and buying new Pep Signals; I needed like 10-12 hours finishing the story and most side missions, then another 13 hours or so completing every mission and getting every collectible, then I grinded for like 15 hours and just then I was able to buy every upgraded upgrade, basically ignoring skins and other Pep Signals: The Thing I am trying to say here is that you need SO MUCH coins to able to buy everything, it's insane, you either have to grind a lot or just buy those with real money, both options are bad
-coop is broken, the AI is useless: I pretty much just played the game solo so I had to stick around with the AI which is rarely killing an enemy, at least it's doing an okish job beeing stealthy, but then I wanted to try out coop (also for getting that achievement) and I had huge issues playing the game in coop because we weren't able to join the friend, the only option which worked for us was using the "Quickmatch", which just puts you in a game of a random player, but luckily no one plays this game so this way my friend could join my game
-why isn't it possible to play this game solo without a bot ???
-you have to open gates (with both players) or push buttons (with both players) way too often, it gets really annoying
-gore is reduced so much compared to Wolfenstein 2, why????
-I had way too many crashs with this game
-the story is terrible and barely existing, everything including the Blazkowicz twins is pure cringe, I mean Wolfenstein 2 also had some cringe moments but that was nothing compared to this level and bulk of cringe here

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