How do you call an mysterious moose? Anonymoose!
I tried to catch some fog….but I mist!
How do you call a Russian tree? Dimi-tree!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.