vv This comment is about my brother who plays THE FINALS on my steam account, I assume at least seeing as I've been away all weekend and I don't play the game vv

sword me one more time i dare you

I have a confession to make, ever since I was a young man, my balls never stopped growing. Every time I would masturbate and ejaculate I would ruin my entire room, including my entire carpet floor being rock hard and crusty. My nuts supply such a large amount of semen it could surpass that of a male hentai protagonist. Now at the age of 24, my balls are so large I cannot get up without assistance. But to my delight, my girlfriend seems to enjoy the sight and feeling of my massive testicles. Unfortunately, we only have sex on occasions where we are alright with destroying an entire room including the floorboards and carpet, which have started to fester, stink and rot. Recently I've developed another health concern, sometimes I cannot stop ejaculating. Every room in the house smells like sour ♥♥♥, the floorboards are crusty, the couch is flaky and the carpet is crusted brown. If there are any researchers or doctors that can help me, I would appreciate it.

-rep jew

+rep homeless

:((