Matt the Radar Technician
Chef Trosten   Chad
 
 
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Currently In-Game
Valheim
I LOVE GARFIELD
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Garfield comics. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Garfield’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation – his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Garfield comics truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Garfield’s existencial catchphrase “I hate Mondays,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jim Davis’s genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Garfield tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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this game is very broken, you need a very good pc, my friend has a ok pc and he cant it, its so demanding from your pc that you would need a nasa pc, i love this game (Garfield Kart - Furious Racing for PC) and i love garfield (from Garfield Kart - Furious Raing for PC) 3080 NEEDED FOR BEST EXPERINCE, i am very excited for garfield kart 3 (sequel to the hit game Garfield Kart - Furious Racing for PC) hoping it comes to pc and is actualy optimised, i hope they fix when you get hit or hit a cars, new characters from the extended garfield lore like those guys on the barn, seeing them on pc would be cool, i have a geforce 280 goblin edition and i3, not 3080 NEEDED, thanks guys for watching my review
Recent Activity
33 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
75 hrs on record
last played on May 20
Gibbon King May 17, 2023 @ 2:47am 
definitely master guardian in csgo
ahsokey Mar 15, 2023 @ 11:58pm 
this kid pirated pizza tower
woomi Sep 7, 2022 @ 8:31am 
happy birthday :steamhappy:
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redshot8756 Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:24am 
Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.
Matt the Radar Technician Jan 8, 2021 @ 7:25pm 
joe mama