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Insomniac

Blyrone Blashinton (Chris) Masochistic Completionist

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” ― Ian Maclaren

Context for my "Real Name"

“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools speak because they have to say something.” ― Plato

"Begin. The rest is easy." ― George Jenkins

“Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.” ― Bruce Lee

Confucius
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"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart."

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."

"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop."

"Never do to others what you would not like them to do to you."

"He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior."

"The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life."

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

"The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."
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"It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver." ― Mahatma Gandhi

Yoshihiro Togashi - Hunter X Hunter
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"You should enjoy the little detours to the fullest. Because that's where you'll find the things more important than what you want." ― Ging Freecss

"The moment you stop accepting challenges is the moment your life ends." ― Isaac Netero
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor."
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"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or if we wait for some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." ― Barack Obama

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ― Martin Luther King Jr.

"Every man dies, not every man really lives. ― William Wallace

John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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"If not us, who? If not now, when?"

"Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try."

"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest form of appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them."

"Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly."

“The one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is unchangeable or certain.”

“Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction.”

“I would rather be accused of breaking precedents than breaking promises.”

“Our problems are man-made, therefore they can be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.”

“Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past are certain to miss the future.”

"Pain is temporary, pride is forever!" (Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 Zombies - Five)
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“Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle.” ― Reverend Phillip Brooks

"Pain builds character. The more pain you endure, the stronger you become. See it to the end." ― Anonymous

"To see a man beaten not by a better opponent but by himself is a tragedy." ― Cus D'Amato

Ronald Reagan
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"When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat."

"My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out."

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Muhammad Ali
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"Don’t count the days; make the days count."

"If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it—then I can achieve it."

“It isn’t the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it’s the pebble in your shoe.”

"Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even."

“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It’s a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”

“He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.”

"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.”

“I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'”

"A man who has no imagination has no wings."

"Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong."

“I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, and throw thunder in jail. You know I’m bad. Just last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick."

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see. Now you see me, now you don't. George thinks he will, but I know he won't."

“Live everyday as if it were your last because someday you're going to be right.”

“Joe’s gonna come out smoking and I ain’t gonna be joking. I’ll be pecking and a poking, pouring water on his smoking, then this might shock and amaze ya, but I will destroy Joe Frazier."
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Biggie Smalls
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“I’m living everyday like a hustle, another drug to juggle. Another day, another struggle.”

“We can’t change the world unless we change ourselves.”

“Stay far from timid, only make moves when your heart’s in it, and live the phrase ‘sky’s the limit.'”

“I spit phrases that’ll thrill you, you're nobody ’till someone kills you.”

“Learn to treat life to the best, put stress to rest.”

“You know very well who you are, don’t let em hold you down, reach for the stars.”

“Excellence is my presence, never tense, never hesitant.”
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“The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit. Be patient and stay the course.” ― Fabienne Fredrickson

John Madden
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"The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer."

"Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble."

"The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else."
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At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box. ― Italian Proverb

2Pac
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“Behind every sweet smile, there is a bitter sadness that no one can see and feel.”

“They have money for war but can't feed the poor.”

“Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive. Never surrender.”

“If you can make it through the night, there’s a brighter day.”
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"Plants grow with water;
Humans grow with pain." ― Anonymous

Hajime Isayama - Attack on Titan
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"My soldiers, rage! My soldiers, scream! My soldiers, fight!" ― Erwin Smith

"So many times I thought death would be so much easier." ― Erwin Smith

"If you begin to regret, you'll dull your future decisions and let others make your choices for you." ― Erwin Smith

"It doesn't matter how strong the opposition is. It doesn't matter how fearsome the world is, it doesn't matter how cruel the world is. Fight!" ― Eren Yeager

"If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don't fight, you can't win!" ― Eren Yeager

"If there are humans who can bring about change, they're those who are capable of abandoning everything. People who, when required to surpass even monsters, are capable of tossing aside their very humanity." ― Armin Arlert

"This world is cruel, and it’s also very beautiful." ― Mikasa Ackerman
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"Skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it is." ― Wayne Gretzky

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." ― Oscar Wilde

"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, a win is a win." ― Vin Diesel

"If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present." ― Unknown

"If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room." ― Confucius

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"Everyone must choose one of two pains: The pain of discipline or the pain of regret." ― Jim Rohn

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." ― Mark Twain

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated

10.9 Hours played

The original was a big part of my childhood on the gamecube back when I didn't know anything about "completing" a video game. I remember playing it a bunch when I was like 10 years old or less, and I always loved Spongebob. I think I beat it at one point or two because I remember the final boss, but I kept playing the game on new saves anyways haha.

I finally got around to playing the remake that is rehydrated and had a blast. I 100%ed the game other than unlocking the theater because the theater reward is largely underwhelming: It seems to just be a few screenshots taken in-game. Would have expected some concept art or production bloopers, so I decided to pass on wasting time farming for the 40,000 shiny objects needed to open the theater.

I would say the game holds up well today if you are looking for a casual platformer and are a fan of Spongebob of course lol. I wouldn't go as far to say the game is a masterpiece, but it's definitely a gem in my book. There are some parts of the game I unintentionally managed to do in an unintended way and there is some jank (minor bugs/exploits) here and there. Game is well optimized: ran well, didn't crash a single time, is graphically polished, however, IDK why you can't adjust the graphics in game. All you have to do is edit a .cfg file but kinda lame you can't do it in game.

(The story is exactly what you'd expect as a Spongebob fan haha)

Regarding multiplayer it is completely dead as expected, but the game did launch quite a while ago so I'm not surprised. Not like you buy this kind of game for multiplayer anyways, but it was an added feature so I thought it was worth mentioning. I think you can set up private games with friends if you wanted to, but never attempted to do so becauuuuse: 1. I don't care to do so. 2. I have no friends. From what I've heard the multiplayer is just beating waves of robots which would get boring quickly.

When rehydrated initially launched, IGN gave it a 5/10 which virtually everyone disagreed with...and now I can confidently say, I too disagree. The game has flaws, it isn't the flashiest, fast-paced, skill-demanding platforming game, but overall, it is an enjoyable and charming experience. I can see the game getting a 7/10 at worst imo, but I would give it an 8/10 myself.

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