it is i, the muffins (muffins/muffins?)
i do things and mod games
dunno how you got here but hopefully was through some links i posted.

Feel free to explore and maybe interact with me!
And no, my TF2 items aren't for sale.

There was once upon a time, a lil bakery fella called Muffins (that me yay).
One day, after taking his meds and feeling a bit groggy and just being sleepy at night, someone commented in one of his pictures to add him.

Muffins was curious, such an odd request this late at night. She added the stranger.
At first, our dumbass "hero" called out "Hey is this a scam?", but the stranger said "no", and he was fooled.

The stranger told of a strange tale where Steam Support actually worked well, with a live chat feature, and being the fool that he always is, Muffins bought into the story.
After a talk with the supposed live-chat feature, Muffins allowed the stranger to completely take control of his account, and it was a little bit too late to realize that he got bamboozled.

That would be the end of this story... if it wasn't for well, a very strange realization.
Muffins woke up the next day, and her little stupid bakery brain started working.
Thanks to that, and help from the actual Steam Support, he got access to his account.
Slowly gaining access to things the stranger have done. Such as account locking, or family view mode.

But if it was only that, you'd be wrong. The stranger had his information leaked to Muffins.
And she made use of that info for other things.

A tale as dumb as it was, in the span of less than a week.