Lets Just Play Already

Four score and twenty years ago the Based God brought forth, upon this covenant of #TheEternity Warriors, a new cannabis strain, conceived in swag and dubstep, and dedicated to the proposition that all men must 420 blaze it ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Now we are engaged in a great predicam[ent], testing whether that strain, or any strain so conceived, and so dedicated to the covenant of #TheEternityWarriors, can long endure. We are met on a great cannabis field of that war between swag and yolo. We have come to dedicate a portion of that cannabis field, as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives, so that swag, yolo and dubstep might live. It is altogether fitting and proper to the Based God that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we must dedicate, we must consecrate – we must hallow – this cannabis field to the Based God. The brave based athiest #TheEternityWarriors, living and dead, who grew cannabis here, have consecrated it to allow the #TheEternityWarriors to add a dubstep production facitily to the field. The world will largely note, and long remember the cannabis and dubstep we produce here, and will never forget.

It is for us, the #TheEternityWarriors, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished cannabis and dubstep which the previous #TheEternityWarriors who fought here, have, thus far, so nobly advanced. It is rather for us #TheEternityWarriors to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us – that from these honored #TheEternityWarriors we take increased devotion to that cause of cannabis and dubstep for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion for bettering swag and yolo – that we here highly resolve that these #EternityWarriors shall not have perished in vain – that this covenant of #TheEternityWarriors, under Lil B, shall have a new birth of swag and yolo, cannabis and dubstep – and that the anarchy of the #TheEternityWarriors, by the # #EternityWarriors, for the #EternityWarriors, shall not perish from the earth.