FRENDZ WITH BENEFITS

PSA: New infection spreading rapidly called: Legends Syndrome.

Recently it has been discovered that around 25 Million people world-wide have a new found infection called Legends Syndrome. It usually infects teenagers and young adult males, although it is possible to spread to females as well and is also possible to be found in older adults although no known cases have been reported in elderly people. So from what we can tell elderly people seem to be immune to this infection. Although the infection doesn't seem to discriminate against the rich and poor.

Legends sydrome is a parasitic infection that enter through the eyes and buries inside the victims eye socket to reach the brain. Most would expect this to be painful although it seems the parasite has a numbing agent that causes this to be a painless procedure. The parasite is also very small so you likely won't notice any eye sight issues or see any damage done to the eyeballs themselves. After reaching the brain the parasite latches onto some of the brains nerves to control fuction of the host and they slowly begin feeding off of the victim and growing in size until reaching the size of about 2 inches in diameter and becoming a full blown tumor (at this stage it is equivilant to stage 4 of cancer and survivial is unlikely).

Yes, the infection is contageous after the parasite has control of the brain. The parasite will utilize the victim's body and speech to trick other people into doing activities that could attract the parasite to the victims body. If someone you know is begging or asking very intently for you to play a game called "League of Legends" be warned, they may be infected with the parasite and no longer have control over their own speech. Simply avoid doing any acitivities with them that THEY suggest.

The infection begins after the victim downloads and installs a MOBA called "League of Legends." This game was made fairly recently and has garnered a huge playerbase through word of mouth and no doubt due to the spread of this parasite. If you play the game you will slowly be shown a wide variety of subliminal messages that put you under a hypnosis, into a trance like state. When in this trance you're very susceptible to the parasite at this time. You won't notice any pain or discomfort so it's very hard to tell the moment the infection begins.

Simply, don't play League of Legends for the time being and play different game genres or MOBAS like SMITE or DOTA 2. The parasite seems to be human made (possibly by Riot Game or Tencent) so you will not be infected while playing these game.

The symptoms and stages that they belong to are listed below:
Stage One: The Acute Stage
- Playing League of Legends for multiple hours a day
- Spending low quanities of money on the game or asking people to spend money for you
- Using MOBA Fire builds
Stage Two: The Obtuse Stage
-Watching the world championship esports tournament
-Annoying friends to play League of Legends
-Watching League of Legend youtubers like Kyori or Trick2G
Stage Three: The Problem Stage
-Spending huge amount of money on the game $200+ indicate a serious infection
-Watching all League of Legends esports videos, especially challenger tier or diamond videos this indicates a serious infection that can result in death although this only occurs very seldomly
-Being very resistant or flat out refusing to play other MOBAs
-Getting mad at friends over losing a game when you had Richard or Zak on your team (mad at the inevitable)
Stage Four: The Terminal Stage
-Defending Riot Games and TenCent as non-greedy companies
-Compulsive lying about how League of Legends is the best MOBA due to it's popularity and size in playerbase
-Wanting to be dominated by Ahri

Remember, the victim doesn't need to show all of the symptoms of each stage to have it. Simply showing one of the symptoms is usually enough to guarentee the Stage of the infection.

Stage 1-3 are recoverable although the further you get the harder it is to recover from the infection and to rid the body of the parasite. To recover simply stop playing League of Legends and quit the game.

Stage 4 is the stage of no return the brain has been completely taken over by the parasite at that point and the victim is lost (similar to a vegetative state).

So you're family member or loved one has reached stage 4 of the infection and you're afraid of getting infected by the virus too?

Unfortunately there are only 3 things you can do when a victim has reached stage 4 of the infection:
1) Sever the head to stop blood circulation to the brain.
2) A Stake to the heart will also kill the heart and thus also stop blood flow to the parasite.
3) Kill off patient zero, the CEO of Riot Games

1) Remember to kill them off, the last thing they want to be doing is watching or playing League. It might have been fun at first but after the parasite took over they lost all control of their own speech. So your loved ones are screaming for help internally...So help them out by killing them off!
2) Remember, the "Human" you just killed, that just so happens to look like your family member or loved one, is really a greedy parasite that feeds on the wallets of it's victims



Questions and concerns? Please comment below and let me know!