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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫
🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️
💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️
✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤
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❤️ Friendly Guy ❤️
🔥🔥 We can be friends for future games 🔥🔥
⚡️⚡️ Have a wonderful day⚡️⚡️
✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅
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我卻在跟習近平做菜,一到摩鐵
我們兩人便擁吻起來舌頭交纏在一塊
北京與台北的唾液交融在一起
我伸手解開近平的國安法
將他壓在床上他一手搓著自己的長輩
一手隔著小熊維尼的內褲輕輕摩擦
害羞的像是未經世事的閨女
我讓他把雙手舉到頭上
好讓我可以品嚐他十哩路不換肩的腋下
每一次的呼吸,都讓近平嬌喘連連,
懇求我快住手,我搧了他兩巴掌
掐住他的肥臉,告訴他
他就只是一隻無可救藥的蠢肥熊
近平身上的肥肉也抖動不止
他用手緊緊的抓住床單
把頭塞進我的懷裡
即使拼命忍住也還是會發出難聽的叫床聲
我湊近他的耳朵
跟他說道:光復香港,時代革命
近平一陣抖動,精甚了
我也被他夾的忍不住獨立
真是奇妙的國慶體驗