(SPOILERS AND EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING) I was having a mental break down because my grandpa died, I'm currently living off of food stamps, I weigh 245 lbs and i'm in a downward spiral of depression, so I decided to find a game with a lot of positive reviews and this one came up and looked interesting. I started playing and realized it was difficult but fun. I killed the first boss which was Venom from Fortnite because he was like a symbiote brother and then... mannnn lemme tell you about that little slimy Vordt spiderman ♥♥♥♥, rip off, piece of ♥♥♥♥. I HAD to climb in his ass while he was twerking on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face and I was whacking that ♥♥♥♥ with a weed whacker to get the ass hair and dingle berries off my mouth. Just when i think im about to kill him he starts throwing that fat ass dump truck around and proceeds to sit on my face sexually and I get INFURIATED! after i slayed that twerking fowl sexy mammal. I moved on to the next part of the game which I would be at for a while. so i finally get to the boss room and this big ass tree stump mf crawls out of the corner and little do I know, this creature has its nuts out just straight hanging and swangin, ♥♥♥♥ hits me right in my dome. So I go up to his fat nuts and start swinging at them ♥♥♥♥♥ over and over and over and over for 2 hours straight until he finally blew his load all over me and I died. Idc about the rest of this review ♥♥♥♥ THE SWAMP ♥♥♥♥ THE SWAMP I HATE IT. WORST PART OF THE GAME. I WAS BOUT TO UNINSTALL BECUASE OF SHREKS HOMELAND OF STUPID LONG EARRED SMELLY OGRE FREAKS.