Hello, I am the local weeb everyone trashes on

I am a 24 year old 1/4 French guy, but just because I am 1/4 French doesn't mean I understand 1/4 of the French language!

...except I'm now dating a French girl... whoops

I have helped with three games that are currently (or previously been) on steam:
- DrumBeats VR (Audio Engineer/MIDI Author)
- Phase Shift (MIDI Author for one song)
- Trombone Champ (Playtest tester)

Yes

CPU: Intel Core i7-13700K 16 Core (8 Performance 8 Efficient) 24 Threads @ 3.4 GHz Base Clock (OC @ 5.4 GHz)
GPU: ZOTAC GeForce RTX 4080 SUPER Trinity Black Edition 16 GB VRAM
Memory: G.SKILL Ripjaws S5 Series 64 GB (2x32 GB) @ 6400 MHz
MB: GIGABYTE Z790 AORUS Elite AX
SSD 1: Silicon Power XS70 4TB (M.2 Slot 1)
SSD 2: Crucial P3 Plus 4TB (M.2 Slot 2)
SSD 3: Crucial P3 4TB (M.2 Slot 3)
SSD 4: LEVEN JM600 2TB (M.2 Slot 4)
SSD 5: LEVEN JS600 2TB (SATA Slot 1)
HDD: WD My Book External HDD 8TB
VR: Oculus Meta Quest 3
Monitors: 2xLG 34WP60C 1440p 165 Hz, 1x Hisense 40H5B 1080p 60 Hz (I don't use multiple monitors for gaming, but more for productivity)
Keyboard: Logitech G413 Carbon
Mouse: Razer Deathadder Essential

Anilist [anilist.co]
My Band [selfishpm.com]

Chorus:

Ram Jam thank you mam, go Black Betty singin' bam-a-lam
she got the moves to make a mam, simg oh la, oh la yeah

She's poetry in motion, when she's walking thru the door. Now if you ever
loved her, you'll be beggin' her for more. And if you've ever seen her, you
know just what I mean, 'cause Betty's got a body that makes a blind man
sing.

[Chorus]

Never ask her questions, she'll never tell you lies, 'cause Betty's got a secret
and it's right between her thighs. Some people try to use her, she don't
seem to mind, 'cause when she start to work that thing, she leaves them all
behind.

[Chorus]

When she walks into the room, she never seems to miss, 'cause Betty's got
the body that you can't resist. She's got the long pretty legs, smooth pretty
thighs. If you ever let her, she'll hit you right between the eyes.

[Chorus]