A̴͕͛C̶̤͝H̴̜̆T̷̯̎Ǘ̴̧N̸̨͊G̷͈̐
̸̘̌
̴̘̈A̴͙͐Ĉ̶͇H̵̱͆T̴̪͗Ṵ̶̉N̴͓̕G̸͜͝
̷̗́
̸̺̈D̵͕̏R̷̦̾E̸̖͘I̸̫͑ ̶̱͆N̴̝̆È̴̗U̵͕͐N̴̛̰Ẽ̷̫ ̵̼̓V̸̞̏Ȋ̸̜Ẹ̴͝R̵̩͗ ̵͙̾À̴̬C̵̟͐H̸̳͘Ṱ̸̇ ̵͖̏S̷̩̈́E̷̦̒C̸̮̋H̸̹̄S̴͓̀
̷̯̇
̶̺̐S̶̨̉Ė̴͔Ć̵̟H̴̹̓S̵̯̈́ ̷͚͗N̶̹̑Ű̸̱L̸͈̈́Ĺ̵̤ ̷̟͌E̴͍͋I̸͈̿N̵̼̉S̸̮̀ ̶̖̚S̴̲̚I̶̗̒Ë̵̼́B̵͍̿E̴̹̓N̸͘͜ ̸̲͐N̴͚̊U̴͍̓Ḷ̸͠L̴͚̒
̵̨̇
̴͚͌Z̸̠̈́W̶̡̏Ȅ̸̹I̵̩̿ ̷̜̐V̸͓̅I̵͔͗E̷͚͒R̶̢͌ ̸̢́Ḍ̵͌R̷̲̾Ẻ̷̫I̶̤̚ ̸̘̽Z̴͚̋Ẃ̶̢A̴͓̎Ị̴͠ ̶̙̀Ș̸̌E̸̩̔C̶̠̐S̷̰̍
̵͙̊
̴̣̚N̵̜̑U̶͗ͅL̴͉͆Ḻ̸̿ ̴̪̋Ě̷͎Î̷̞N̵͓͘S̸͓͋ ̸̲̕N̵̩̎U̴̎ͅL̸̩̏L̶͇͑ ̶͔͗S̴̞̑E̵̩̋C̸̱̊H̸͕̎S̶̥̕ ̷͈͗V̶̗̾Ĭ̸̤E̸̪̚R̶̋ͅ

Literally
George Orwell's Animal Farm

Bazinga

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!