"They've got the best equipment that money can buy
Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse
Not masseur, masseuse
But, it doesn't matter!
Do you know that every Mohawk competitor has electrocardiogram
Blood and urine tests, every forty-eight hours
To see if there's any change in his physical condition?
Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union?
East and West Germany and the newest Olympic power, Trinidad & Tobago?
But it doesn't matter!
It just doesn't matter!
It just doesn't matter!
I tell you it just doesn't matter!
It just doesn't matter!
It just doesn't matter!
It just doesn't matter!
It just doesn't matter!
It just doesn't matter!
It just doesn't matter!
Even if we win, if we win
Even if we win!
Even if we play so far over our heads
That our noses bleed for a week to ten days
Even if God in Heaven above comes down
And points his hand at our side of the field
Even if every man, woman, and child held hands together and prayed for us to win
It just wouldn't matter!"