Will my life ever get better?

Jesus Christ, I'm cringe

What kind of loser writes on their own Steam Comments section

Lord help us

Good Evening User Jays gunner,

I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasums during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-old or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact ashamedofsmalldick@impotence.com

welp, f*ck hackers honestly. I lost a few steam friends, and my anxiety is going through the roof, f*cking hell.