sam :3

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó
xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín
wǒ hěn xǐhuān bīngqílín

I’ve never had it, but hear me out. I can’t imagine why anyone would like sex, especially females who would rather get ripped to shreds by Chads who leave them barefoot and pregnant than get with a nice guy who respects women. I encountered a female in high school who rejected me cuz I was “weird”. Why? Because I stutter a bit when I talk to you? Because you think you’re better than me? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! I bet she would’ve love to be smashed by Tyrone though. Not to quote r/prequelmemes or anything, but it’s outrageous! It’s unfair! Going back to why sex sucks, it’s because it’s clearly painful to the females. They can’t orgasm, so what do they have to gain? Nothing! The men who partake are filthy alpha pigs. Fortunately, they will soon be outnumbered (such a phenomenon is already underway in japan). Soon there will be nowhere to hide, alphas!

this guy STINKS

the bath

ur so ♥♥♥♥