lets play <3

mom... please?

It was July 2017. The smell of the tobacco fields filled the air, as well as the gunpowder emitting from the mortars that were shot repeatedly. There were two sides in this war, both featuring roman rockets that were firing multiple times a minute. Both sides did not have a chance, as they were so even. The rockets, mortars, and fires never stopped. After many hours of continuous explosions, it was quiet. Dead quiet. Then the rain started, thus giving a sign of peace. What was left of both sides was nothing but the smell of burning grass and tobacco. Weeks later, the sound of a trumpet was rolling through the fields, and all that was heard was the United States National Anthem.

The rooftop battle (June 2017) was a battle that sparked the revolution of the freedom of citizens to walk into the back of any pizza shop and do what they desire. After the citizens overtook the military, the government agreed that, and I quote "Anyone is allowed in the back of the Marco's pizza shop and will never face charges"

hey man can i make a pizza back here? everyone else lets me an- NO! GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF MY PIZZA SHOP! IF I EVER SEE YOU IN HERE AGAIN I'M CALLING THE COPS. I'M NOT BLUFFING. I LIKE ORIENTAL CHICKS

watching squeaky?
that's me.
watching flank?
that's me.
playing guitar hero?
that's me.
the spongebob movie?
that's me.
watching the demo?
that's me.
team player?









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signed, iPod