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Ingredients:

1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.

Older game but still fun especially if you are a long time South Park fan. Plenty of Easter eggs to be found.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☑ An original artistic direction
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ normal
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
+ in a way quite original artstyle, can't really imagine the game working well with different style (like South Park Snow Day)

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Won’t ever touch any other game anymore
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Tic Tac toe is better
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
+ the light RPG elements work pretty nice and it's enough to satisfy you throughout the playthrough
+ few but pretty nice side quests with quite few of them including references to the original series

---{ Replayability }---
☐ A one-time experience
☑ For achievements
☑ If you wait a few months/years (or with mods)
☐ Definitely
☐ Infinitely replayable (or almost)
+- while it does have some replayability because of its RPG elements, it mostly just goes for the character skills. The main story doesn't have multiple endings

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
+ not bad but not great either

---{ Music }---
☐ Just filling noises/No music
☑ Trivial and uneventful
☐ Decent Soundtrack
☐ Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions
☐ Great
☑ Memorable
☐ Peak
☐ Transcending whispers of a forgotten world
+ the soundtrack isn't really that outstanding, but the main theme and the original South Park theme are quite memorable

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
+ nudity, quite a lot of gore and some quite mature humor/scenes

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ average
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
+ should be able to run it on basically any PC (also locked on 30 FPS)

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk (<1gb)
☑ Old Fashioned (1-9gb)
☐ Workable (10-49gb)
☐ Big (50-100gb)
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an enitre hard drive to hold it
+ takes 5.33gb

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ My 90 year old grandma could play it
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Medium
☐ Hard
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Team Ninja games
+- generally pretty easy on medium difficulty, just have to learn the timing for blocks

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Required for achievement hunting
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding
+ nothing to grind for except some specific achievements

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ It's there for people who want it
☑ Bizarre
☐ Average
☐ Well written
☐ Good
☐ Very Good
☐ Leading to more in-depth researches/thoughts
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
+ it is basically just a parody on some RPG/fantasy media, but a good one

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee (<2 hours)
☑ Short (3-10 hours)
☐ Average (11-25 hours)
☐ Long (26-50 hours)
☐ I have to ask my boss for vacation time (51-99 hours)
☐ To infinity and beyond (100+ hours/doesn't have an "end")
+ first playthrough took me 8 hours with all side quests completed (ingame playtime)

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
+- probably just better to wait for sale than pay 30€

---{ Worth Buying }---
☐ No
☑ If you have nothing else to play
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Yes
☐ You should have had it long ago
+ pretty nice weekend game when you get it on sale

---{ Achievements }---
☐ No achievements
☐ Obtainable just by playing
☑ Requires multiple playthroughs
☑ Some grind
☐ Significant grind
☐ Too much grind
☐ Requires co-op/multiplayer
☐ Requires DLC(s)
☐ Can't be obtained anymore
☑ Hard to obtain (specific playstyle/challenge)
☐ Completionist
☑ Missable

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Fixable
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ Hollow Knight
+- there are some graphics issues where the screen starts flashing and characters disappear during cutscenes, fixed by turning off fullscreen mode
- got stuck on "Press Start" screen one time, shutting down (ALT F4) and starting the game again fixed the issue

---{ 7 / 10 }---
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pretty fun but quite short RPG to play when you have some spare money and not much free time