stnrtch1
Nova Scotia, Canada
 
 
A bit of an achievement hunter and also a mod on LazyPurple's Wholesome Haven Discord server. Check it out here: https://discord.gg/xXrw8Pc and come say hi!

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9.3 Hours played
Destroy All Humans!, while a short game, is a fun one to play and get lost in blowing everything up. Fans of the original game and newcomers, like myself, are gonna have some fun terrorizing the human population for the glory of the Furon Empire.

Gameplay is pretty good and gives you lots of options on how you want to handle some objectives, you want to sneak your way past everyone, you can do that. Want to blow everything up and carve a direct path to the objective, yup that's an option. Going loud or going quiet each have their own part in the game and is pretty easy to get the hang of what to do when it's time to get busy and all the tools at your disposal will help you take everything on.

Missions don't feel too repetitive and mostly allow you free control on how you handle the mission. On the missions with doing things stealthy, things aren't too hard and it's usually easy to see what path the game wants to take you. That being said, the game is pretty easy and didn't give me too much trouble for the most part. There was some missions that did have some hiccups, but a quick redo and re-thinking of the situation got everything handled. At the time of writing this, in the 9.3 hours that I have played, I got the story done in about 5 hours, then spent the last 4 and a half-ish hours completing all the achievements and side stuff. Now, I didn't rush through everything so when I say this game is short, hardcore gamers can probably find themseleves getting the entire story done in an afternoon if they wanted to do so

Now, game quality wise, I didn't experience any glitches or problems with the gameplay until near the end of the game on the final mission and during the armageddon side missions. The amount of destruction and things going on in the screen during these sections usually lead to game stutters which will screw with your aim and when things get bad enough, the game will downright crash. A couple armageddon runs had to be re-done due to these stutters and crashes which was kind of annoying. Word of the wise, be wary of how much stuff you are blowing up if your pc isn't the strongest or you might find some game issues heading your way. Other than that, the game runs smoothly and haven't seen any other glitches or bugs in the gameplay.

Long story short, the game may be short and easy, but it's a blast to play and potential issues are only a few that you will see. Pick the game up if you are curious to play it or if you are a fan of the old games and want to see the original brought back to glory and life.
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