Mods, stick his stocking full of coal

Yes dad, I'm winning.

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Just because... I had a dream of being pounded in the ass, and I was aroused when I woke up, doesn't make me gay. It was ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hot, ok? A big ass 6 foot 5 WEREWOLF lookin' guy with huge muscles bear-hugged me, HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH, and I was just, face against the glass OOO smack OOO smack UUHH smack OOO smack OOK smack OOO, and I woke up aroused. That doesn't make me gay. I don't think it's GAY to wake up aroused. I-I think chuckle that it was just hot. It was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot.

Billy Herrington (BH): (enters room) What the hell are you two doing?! Get your ass down from here now, boy! And you, too!

(Recruits leave their bunk beds and stand in a row in front of Sergeant Herrington)

BH: Someone or something got you excited, son?
Recruit: No, sir!
BH: You're lying to me! I saw you looking over at your pretty boy recruit over here getting turned on!
Recruit: Yes, sir, no, sir!
BH: All of you, get your asses down here, now! ATTEN-TION!

(Other recruits descend from their beds, and stand alongside the line of earlier recruits)

BH: (walks around) What the hell do you boys think that this here is, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fairyland? Pulling on your wee-wees like a pack of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fruits?!
BH: (approaches two recruits) You two obviously want to suck what a real man has, so get down on your knees, and suck every last drop of my ♥♥♥, until my ♥♥♥♥ is drained, now!
BH: Disobedience, huh? That's a mistake. (points) Get to the quarterdeck, now!
BH: Move, move, move!

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads