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SEXMAS is here!!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️
🎄 GDDY UP, JINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥ SEXMAS is here!!! All year Sigma Claus 🎅 has been watching👁️ u GOON and DAMN ur NAUGTHY!! 😈 Hes got a BIG SACK 💰👄 and a rose Toy or every boy and girl.. 🙇 but he has a HUGE PACKAGE just for YOU If u wanna get gingerBRED 🍪 just POP💥🤸 that Sugar Plum ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍭🍬🍑 and wait under the mistleHOE… 🌿😱🍆🔥 At the Stroke ✊🤤 of Midnight 🕕🕘 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🙏😌😍 will slide his 🟢 Jingle Balls 🎄🤤💦 right down ⏬ ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇🎅 hes gonna make u cry 😩🍆💦😜💦 Don’t be a Grinch 🦵🩺 SEND 💌📲 this to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS!! 🎅👯‍♀️🕺 If u get 10 BACK your a STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦👀😳 get 5 BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny XXXmas Ham but if u get NONE back u got a DRY C🅾️AL ♥♥♥♥

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL ITS COCKTOBER AND IF YOU ARE GETTING THIS IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN HOE every year in Cocktober the jack o slut comes to life coming to harvest his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥ BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK If you don’t send this to other thots you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ this COCKTOBER

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.