"One day I accidentally dry humped my way to climax while holding her, confused and overcome with guilt I flushed her down the toilet."


"My life had been on a downward spiral of sorrow. I was so stupid for what I said.

I couldn't stop thinking of Balls ever since the day he called me out. I couldn't eat without thinking of Balls. Couldn't sleep without dreaming of Balls. Couldn't even admire my own ♥♥♥♥ anymore because all I see when I look down is - you guessed it... Balls. I wish I could take back what I said. I want these thoughts of Balls to stop.

Balls if you see this, please forgive me. I'm a changed man. Make the pain and sadness go away."