Mister Machinery Owl
Jerrod   Florida, United States
 
 
I'm just a nice regular mixed-race gamer guy who loves to play video games and eat awesome food like :candycane: :FastFood: :Pizza: :pizzaslice: :melon:
I also like to drink :served:

I'll play any genre of video games that interests me like Action, FPS, Third-Person Shooters, Horror, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Puzzle, Survival-Horror, Walking-Simulators, etc.

PS: If I'm not on Steam for a long time it's because I'm with the family, to busy with work/stuff/life, I just wanted to relax or not go on Steam for a day or two, or I'm on vacation with the family.

PSS: I do not do Steam Family Share Account stuff. I've had some random adds where people wanted my account for some games. I'm sorry but I get a little paranoid when people use my account. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but I understand if you added me because of a game that you don't have. I'm sorry but it's an automatic no if you're asking me for that request. I'm sorry.

Likes: Nice People, Funny People, Sweet & Caring People, Food, Drinks, Video Games, YouTube, Steam (duh! :P), Equality, Having Fun, Animals, Dragons, Pokemon,

Dislikes: Mean People, Rude People, Bullies, Racist People/Bigots, Homophobic People,

I'm a very open-minded person and I find it easier to accept things in life and not be ignorant about it. I support and respect the LGBTQA+ community, Furry community, Anime community, Scalie community, etc. :)

I also like to change my Steam profile name and Steam profile picture sometimes so be wary of that. :)

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Wow!!! This game looks beautiful and really awesome! I see that the developers also brought back the roots of Hitman: Blood Money with the map system. But they also brought back the Instinct mode from Hitman: Absolution. I'm also really glad that they brought back manual saves so you can save where ever you want to save at. Thank god they did that because save checkpoints were a real royal pain in the butt! Now let's get to the review(ish) part of my review.......

Pros:
+ Beautiful Graphics
+ Manual Saving is back
+ Huge Sandbox World Maps (Just from playing the Showstopper mission in Paris)
+ More variety of weapons/gadgets/items
+ A lot more NPC's to make the environment more lively and surreal
+ Lots of ways to eliminate your targets (stealthly, aggressively, or accidentally)

Neutrals:
~ The game is episodic (Not that big of a deal. I'm glad that IO Interactive is bringing in a new idea but I'm still kind of weirded out by that idea but I'll get use to it.)

Cons:
- The performance/optimization needs a little more improvement

I'm not trying to bash this game due to it being episodic or its performance problems. All I'm trying to say is this game is amazing, beautiful, awesome, gorgeous, badass, lively, and extremely surreal. So all in all, this game is pretty damn awesome! I highy recommend this game! :D

Update #1: After playing Sapienza and Marrakesh, I'm honestly thrilled and excited to see what the Thailand, USA, and Japan map would look like! I also love Contracts Mode, Esculation Cotract Mode, and the Elusive Target Contracts Mode (Even though the Elusive Targets are super challenging to do but it was fun to play it, even though I missed most of them except the most recent one which is 'The Sensation'). Great job on the level designs IO Interactive, you're definitely bringing back the feels of Hitman: Blood Money... :D

Update #2: After playing the Bangkok map, I honestly have to say it's the most beautiful map I've witnessed so far. That Bangkok map has definitely won my heart over it's beautiful environment land and water. I can't wait to see what the USA map and the Japan map will look like! Keep up the good work IO Interactive! :D

Update #3: IO-Interactive has been doing a phenomenal job with the completion of Season 1 of HITMAN and exclusive DLC! I can't wait for Season 2 of HITMAN and they're reactivating the Elusive Targets that you might have missed which is a bonus as well! :D
Oh. I Guess You Want To Know A Little More About Me. :)
Well I'm a huge gamer with a mild level of autism. I'm 29 years old. I am a Bisexual brown guy and I am an introvert as well. I'm also a half furry/half scalie if that makes any sense to you. And I know what you're thinking.... yes I rp/erp (I am a switch meaning I'm a top and a bottom). I'm open minded in most things but there will be somethings that I don't like. I've been gaming since the age of 8 and I continue to do so. :smile:

I can be a bit socially awkward (it depends in certain situations). The funny thing is I can talk to people online easier than talking to someone in real life (that shows how much I can be socially awkward in real life). You know what the other funny thing is..... I used to have allodoxaphobia as a kid but luckily most of it is gone when I got older (that fear is still hidden inside me deep down. it's not severe luckily but it is kinda mild). I also used to have a fear of losing friends as a kid too (that one fear really messed with my mind because I really hated the thought of losing a real good friend over something little or big). That's why I usually have a hard time talking to someone irl because I'm afraid that I would say something wrong or cause an reaction. I also had a pretty traumatic bullied victim past where I was heavily bullied as a child. There was moments where I got bullied and messed with by 6 different people at the same time all at once. It was madness to me. So I absolutely despise bullying and if I witness that, I would immediately stop it. But if someone bullied me badly now, it would cause a trigger in me which I would have a mental and emotional breakdown. Certain bullying words or bullying feelings will instantly cause it to trigger for me. I'm a messed up individual who needs tons of help (and yes I've been to therapy in the past) I know... heh..... I'm trying to get better.

I mostly play single player games because I like to play by myself. I rarely play multiplayer games but the #1 multiplayer game(s) I would most likely play is Halo: The Master Chief Collection. (I know I sound kind of lonely but who cares I'm an independent guy :P XD) :facepunch: (In all seriousness, the real reason I rarely or don't play multiplayer games is because I hate when I'm the last person on a team alive and everyone depends on me to win. I also hate the fact that if I lose people will boo or insult me or if I win people would rely on me or believe in me too much. I hate feeling that pressure and it straight up gives me anxiety. When that happens my anxiety gets really bad to the point where my heart rapidly beats and my body starts shaking. I sometimes even have shaky hands during those moments. Maybe I have panic attacks. Nevertheless this is the real reason I rarely or don't play multiplayer games. I just most preferably play singleplayer games where I don't have to deal with all that pressure. Besides playing by myself helps me feel more calm and I like it that anyways.)

I am an absolute fan of the Hitman video game series! :D

I'm a really big fan of the Timesplitters video game series! :D

I'm also a huge fan of the Silent Hill video game series! :)

I also like the Resident Evil video game series (Resident Evil 2 Remake is my most favorite RE game so far.)

I also really love The Halo Video Game Series! ^_^

You probably want a list of things from me huh?????????????????
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Well fine I'll give you a list of things that I consider my favorites............... ;)

Favorite Movie(s)- Silence of the Lambs, All the Scary Movie movies, All of the Star Wars movies, Quarantine, Cloverfield, All the Godzilla movies, King Kong, All the Scream movies, Rear Window, The Crying Game, Psycho, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, The Lion King, Titanic, Mrs. Doubtfire, Big Momma's House, White Chicks, Bird Box, Pokémon Detective Pikachu,

Favorite Restaurant(s)- Carrabbas, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, The Cheesecake Factory, Applebees, Pei Wei, Shells, Chili's,

Favorite Artist(s)- Leonardo da Vinci, Vincent van Gogh, James Rosenquist, Alexander "Sandy" Calder, I.M. Pei,

Favorite Singer(s)- Michael Jackson, Celine Dion, Colbie Caillat, The Weeknd, Justin Timberlake, Lorde, Sia, John Legend, Christina Aguilera, Leona Lewis, Jhene Aiko, Michael Buble, Lady Gaga, Kim Cesarion, Shakira, Ricky Martin, Frank Ocean, Taylor Swift, Frank Sinatra, Whitney Houston, Rob Thomas, Tupac, All the Braxton Sisters, Mike Posner, JoJo, Meghan Trainor, Weird Al Yankovic, Tonex, David Phelps, Stevie Wonder, Adam Lambert, Jessica Simpson, Willa Ford, Michael Braxton, Britney Spears, Jamie Foxx, Jordan Fisher, Ariana Grande, Tinashe, Nick Jonas, Ed Sheeran, Brandy, Monica, Vitas Bumac, Betty Wright, Rachelle Ferrell, Melanie Martinez, Michelle Branch, Hilary Duff,

Favorite Food(s)- Pizza, Seafood (especially Shrimp, Scallops, and Snow Crab Legs), Cheeseburgers (especially a Bacon Cheeseburger or the Macaroni and Cheese burger. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.), Chinese Food, Macaroni and Cheese, Fettuccine Alfredo, Soups (especially Broccoli & Cheese soup, Chicken Noodle soup, and Wonton soup.), Sherperd's Pie, Tacos, Burritos, Quesadillas, Boneless wings,

Favorite Video Game(s)- All the Timesplitters video games, All the Silent Hill video games, All the Resident Evil video games, All the Dynasty Warriors video games, Manhunt & Manhunt 2, All the Hitman video games, Super Smash Bros, All the Star Wars video games, Garry's Mod, All the Max Payne video games, Lucius & Lucius 2, Deadly Premonition, Deadpool, All the Splinter Cell video games, Project Snowblind, All the F.E.A.R. video games, All the Dead Island video games, All the Sam & Max video games, All the Borderlands video games, The Da Vinci Code, True Crime: Streets of LA, Dead to Rights, All the 007 video games,

Favorite Music Band(s)- Queen, Panic at the Disco, Matchbox 20, The Black Eye Peas, Maroon 5, Hootie and the Blowfish, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Sugar Ray,

Favorite Actor(s)- Morgan Freeman, Samuel L. Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chris Farley, Leslie Nielsen, Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, Bruce Willis, Vincent Cassel, Tom Hanks, Jene Reno, Tom Cruise, George Clooney, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Denzel Washington, Kevin Hart, Will Smith, Aaron Eckhart, Jack Nickelson, David Duchovny, All the Wayan Brothers, Jamie Foxx, Justice Smith,

Favorite Actress(es)- Sandra Bullock, Regina Hall, Betty White, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Helen Hunt, Milla Jovovich, Lucy Liu, Uma Thurman, Vivica A. Fox, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Aisha Tyler, Gillian Anderson, Kathryn Newton,

Favorite Comedian(s)- Kat Williams, Kevin Hart, Daniel Tosh, Chris Rock, Jamie Foxx,

Favorite TV Show(s)- The X-Files, Family Guy, 1000 Ways To Die, American Dad, The Cleveland Show, SNL (Saturday Night Live), Archer, Californication, Empire, Scream Queens, The Simpsons, How To Get Away With Murder, Stranger Things,

Favorite Music Duet(s)- Twenty One Pilots, Karmin, Salt-N-Pepa,

Favorite Music Group(s)- Pentatonix, Fifth Harmony, Little Mix,

Favorite Hobbies That I Like To Do- Hardcore Video Gaming, Watching TV Shows, Watching Movies, Singing, YouTubing, Watching YouTube Videos,

Favorite YouTuber(s)- Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, IHasCupquake, GameGrumps, GloZell Green, theRadBrad, Liza Koshy, Leslie Hall,

Favorite Color(s)- Green [My Most Favorite Color ^_^], Blue, Brown, Black, Purple, Red, Orange, Pink (I kinda like it),
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Rowlet Being Awesome As Usual :D
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Created by - Mister Machinery Owl
Step 1: Kill your enemy Step 2: Walk or run towards your opponent's corspe Step 3: Then do the glorious teabagging move (I prefer teabagging on my dead enemy's face) Step 4: Walk or run off like a boss. Step 5: Repeat until your heart's content.
Mister Machinery Owl Apr 3, 2023 @ 9:51pm 
W.What!?! I am not cute and not short! >///>
Nel Apr 3, 2023 @ 5:03pm 
Is cute but sometimes short
Mister Machinery Owl Jan 29, 2022 @ 7:12am 
Aye heck yeah! Rayquaza is amazing!
Your Loyal Ass Kisser~ Jan 29, 2022 @ 7:08am 
Objectively the best Pokémon btw

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Mister Machinery Owl Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:48pm 
I...... XD
phaedra Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:03pm 
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