This is one of the most thrilling experiences any gamer will ever have. You manage an epic horse-breeding farm set in a fantasy surrounding while trying to fight off evil hordes of rabid zombie nazis. These zombie nazis attempt to steal your magical crystals to use for their own rebirth ritual in an attempt to resurrent their fuhrer. You must stop the evil zombie nazis by breeding your horses day and night to create an army large enough to feed all the zombie nazis' taste for blood. This is one game you don't want to pass up!

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