If you're reading this, you can read.

Funny lines from steam

5:17 AM - spacebiscuits: the act of living pisses me off

6:19 PM - Bad Time Dweebus: I knew I was bad but this is just depressing

12:53 PM - Water水: Are you trying to get that Swedish sausage?

10:54 PM - Good Morning Gay Doggley!: When was the last time you screamed?
10:54 PM - Cobi: 9/11

9:13 PM - Omorphia: gagging is someone deciding your ♥♥♥♥ is more important than air

10:15PM - Steven Seagull: Lawman: Add me if you like in depth hentai discussion and general disappointment.

12:41AM - mk5083: wow. weird.
12:41AM - mk5083: so. about wierd. I have a weird tale to tell.
12:41AM - mk5083: been wanting a magnifying glass because I'm getting old and can't see. been looking at them in stores.
12:41AM - mk5083: stuck my hand in the back pocket of the shorts I wear to work EVERY DAY because i felt something in the pocket today. it was a very tiny little magnifying glass. Just miraculasly showed up in my pocket.
12:41AM - mk5083: how does that happen???????????????

12:22 PM - TDN Panda: i went to shave
12:22 PM - TDN Panda: so with my shaving cream all over my face i started to say
12:22 PM - TDN Panda: I WANT THAT MEATBALL
12:22 PM - TDN Panda: i can't stop lagung
12:22 PM - TDN Panda: hlep

12:29 AM - ocelot 乁( ◍’౪`◍)ㄏ: the good ol jug n jelk
12:29 AM -ocelot 乁( ◍’౪`◍)ㄏ: >tfw he didnt ♥♥♥♥ my dad

10:36 AM - TDN Panda: time to see harambe in my dreams
10:36 AM - TDN Panda: im coming buddy

6:18 PM - 妖怪兎: man I can not read

10:04 PM - alicyka
i can and will ♥♥♥♥ anything that moves
including time