Recent reviews by Saul Hartman

Kill synths. Behead synths. Roundhouse kick a synth into the concrete. Slam dunk a synth's baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy synths. Defecate in a synths' food. Launch synths into the sun. Stir fry synths in a wok. Toss synths into active volcanoes. Urinate into a synth's gas tank. Judo throw synths into a wood chipper. Twist synth heads off. Report synths to the IRS. Karate chop synths in half. Curb stomp pregnant synths. Trap synths in quicksand. Crush synths in the trash compactor. Liquify synths in a vat of acid. Eat synths. Dissect synths. Exterminate synths in the gas chamber. Stomp synth skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate synths in the oven. Lobotomize synths. Mandatory abortions for synths. Grind synths fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown synths in fried chicken grease. Vaporize synths with a ray gun. Kick old synths down the stairs. Feed synths to alligators. Slice synths with a katana.

There's a 99% chance you won't enjoy this game.

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga
That's cause Jesus Christ is my drilla

IT. SUCKS. PLAYING. THIS. ♥♥♥♥.


I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ADDICTED.


I CAN'T QUIT.

Very cool game but I don't think black women made up a big part of the Royal Air Force in 1940.

Wow... He is LITERALLY me!

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(I had a monkey write the review)

Finally, I can make them jiggle.

I can browse r/atheism and r/cuckoldporn in the in-game browser....truly a GOTY right here....

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