So the other day i was hanging out by the old cabin, the one with the mold growing on the side that the local ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ congregate around and chant ancient spells and such, anyway me and this rocking 2/10 Lebanese foot model were really starting to kick it off when her dad comes in, jacked up on some potion the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coerced him into shooting up his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spewing some garbage about Joe biden and his Qanon ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. So i grabbed this meat cleaver i was slicing last nights roast ham with and just ditch it at the guy, the whole scene was a mess but oh boooooiiiii do those Lebanese feet chicks love some excitement. Moral of the story here is lock your door or execute order 66 on the local gypsie population if you wanna get freaky in the woods. Peace in the middle east.

I dated a Live Cam Model for about a year. She was submissive as hell in bed. It drove me absolutely wild.

So one day, I came home early from work. I heard her in the bathroom, so I walked back there and opened the door to surprise her. She shrieks, jumps out of the bathtub, grabs a towel. "It's just me," I say. She looks mortified.. and then I see the pasta sliding down her leg. At first, just a little, but then large chunks of thick fettucine. It starts making splashing sounds and I'm horrified that her vagina can hold such a large amount of pasta.

That's the day i realised i never wanna see pasta again

Cutie x