Please give me back my innocence.

Omg hai ^ I’m KSARPER-san and I absolutely luuuv gamers and my fav is PAMPKY!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband PAMPKE!! <33 OMFGZ HE WAS SO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! When I walked onto Tokyo street I looked up and saw…PAMPKY!! <3!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII PAMPKA-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;] and then he saw how hot I am _
he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE LIQOUR !!! RLY!! >.> ]

then I saw some baka fat ♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -__-;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) so I yelled “UH UH BAKA THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH JEKEL CAUSE PAMPKY-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (òó)” then PUMPKY held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became pampkyzz Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<)

I simply do not care about biology, I do not care about time, neither nature, there is nothing that is going to stop me impregnating you, I would make my hot creamy sperm turn your balls into a new ovary for you to have as many of my kids as possible, I will do it non stop, on the bed, on the desk, on the sofa, while eating, while showering, while working, in the night, in the middle of the day, midnight, from monday to monday, without letting you have a single opportunity to catch your breath, until you are so full of my ♥♥♥ that I modify your DNA sequence and your chromosomes and turn your sexual pair of chromosomes into XX so then I can proceed to to fill you with even more ♥♥♥ so you develop a good bearing hips that will match the dignity of my own blood, so that it turns into raw meat that will also give you a good pair of double DD breast size, so you are able to not only feed our future kids, but also my huge needs for breast milk.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a girl thing honestly im like really against misandry and like ill be the one in the yard mowing the grass. We should really play hello kitty island adventure sometime its a really cool cozy game with a lot of sweet moments, but don't worry ill be there to nuzzle you :3 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

thank you my pookiebear