Recent reviews by Morgoroth

"Try finger
but hole"
- George RR Martin

So far I have bludgeoned enemies to death using:

a health potion
a severed head
their own club that they were still holding
an electrified staff (medieval stun-baton)
a whole-ass person
pimp slap

The fun never ends.

This is the game that virtual reality has needed, as well as the game that needed to be in virtual reality. I was apprehensive of the next Half Life chapter being exclusively in VR, after how long we have all waited. However, I'm not sure we would have ever got another Half Life game if it weren't for VR. Half Life is a series that has always innovated and VR was the next big thing to be innovated. Between upgrading my computer and buying the Index, it took me quite a while to save up the funds to be able to even play this game. Despite it all, it was truly worth the wait.

Probably the best multiplayer experience you could ask for in VR currently.

big monke choke-slammed me then ran away, this was not a $16 experience

Where are you? How old are you? Give us a sign

The dropkick is unstoppable.

Goblins are not automatically dead at the start of a campaign. Grudge/10

My boi Shmee brings down the hammer on me and I have yet to form an effective counter. Perhaps I must further immerse myself via IRL intoxication to unlock my eagle powers.

Though it took almost an entire year to become playable, this is still one of my favorite Total Wars. I won't go into what has been said already by others, but I still think I should give it the credit it's due by leaving a positive review. In short, it's not perfect as a Total War, and had some serious flaws at the start, but has offered me hundreds of hours of gameplay and is still being updated and getting new DLC 5 years since release. 8/10.