Hey, listen bro. Me and the other bros have been talking, and we need to be up front with you. I hate to say this to my closest bro, but we can’t just keep letting you do this. We think that what you just said... it... it was kinda cringe, bro.

I’m sorry bro. Someone had to say it before it got out of hand.

What? Bro, of course I still love you, bro. That’s what bros are for. One mistake isn’t enough to make me stop loving you, bro.

Bro, I told you that because I care about you. It wouldn’t be right to let you unknowingly say cringe stuff. People would get mad and you wouldn’t know why, bro. I told you that because I love you bro, and I don’t want you to have to deal with that.

...bro?

...bro, stop crying, you’re gonna make me cry, bro...