one day i was watching my favoritest tv show on my tv. it was called "icarly," i was watching episode after episode, starting from the first episode and working my way through the entire series. i wondered which episode was next, as i was anticipating my favorite episode. the next episode in the queue was called, "carly and the attack of the c00ns." "what?" i thought. "theres no way that could be a real episode name! maybe they just mean raccoons?" the episode started of as normal. freddie counted down from 5, but then at the end of the countdown, carly started repeating one of hitler's most famous speaches in perfect german. i could tell this because i studied german in middle school. after she finished, the scene cut to carly, freddy, and sam standing in their recording room. they were all groaning in boredom because they were bored. this happened often on icarly, but suddenly carly had an idea. "lets go over to groovy smoothie and get some groovy smoothies!" everyone agreed so then they went to groovy
smoothie to get groovy smoothie. "3 groovy smoothies please," said freddy. "coming right up!" said T-Bo. carly said "Thanks you filthy melon muncher!" sam and freddy were taken aback by this, as was i, carly would never say that, she wasnt a racist, was she? "carly you fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, you cant say that!" sam said to carly. "yeah? and why not? you dont get mad when i call a cup a cup, so why would you be mad when i call a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monkey an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ melon muncher?" carly retorted. T-Bo said, "alright ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thats it, you guys are banned from groovy smoothie and are no longer allowed to eat groovy smoothies at groovy smoothie or any other place ever again for the rest of time!" "what the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jungle bunny!?" icarly said to T-Bo. the scene faded to black and i was in awe. i wanted to turn off this horrid episode of my favoritest tv show, but i couldnt look away from the tv, it was like my eyes were glued to the screen with ultra strong gorilla glue or possibly flex glue, the easy way to
bond seal and repair. the tv started to brighten again and this time the gang was at arby's. "theres no way that this could go wrong, right?" wrong. fredie went up to the counter and ordered a loaded italian sandwich. "coming right up" said the fine asian boy behind the counter. "you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, of course you would be getting godamn greaseball sandwiches!" carly said angrily to the nice asian boy behind the counter. "okay carly what the actual ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you?" freddie asked. "every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time we go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anywhere you have to ruin everyones good time by trying to start some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ race war!" carly responded "you know what you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ honky i dont need you or sam, ♥♥♥♥ you guys im going home." the scene faded to black again. "no, this cant be!" i said to myself. "not only was i carly a rasist but she also lost all of her 2 friends! how is this possible!?" i began to cry from the overwhelming amount of emotion i felt at this very moment. i was still crying when i saw my tv start to
brighten again. i carl y was sleeping in her bed at her house, where a bed normally would be, but there was something strange about this scene, there were two shadowy figures standing over i car luy menacingly. i couldnt tell who or what they were, simply that they were there. "look out i c arl y!" i screamed at the tv. my mom told me to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and i did but in my head i thought "♥♥♥♥ you mom you stupid ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you and i hate dad too god why was i even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ born i hate everything especially this house." carly woke up, almost as if reacting to my warning and she screamed, she ran out into the living room. "yes i carly, run from the evil bad men!" but then she tripped! i was in utter suspense! the men cornered i carly and then they stepped into a light. i could see their faces now! they were T-Bo and the nice asian boy from behind the arby's counter! "you were being racist" they said in unison. "now you will pay the price, which is your life!" "wait" said i caar ly. "I
think i understand now! being racist is not good! racism is bad! i now know that racism is really horrible and i will never be racist ever again!" "good" said T-Bo and the nice asian boy from behind the counter at arby's, the best place to go if you have a hunger for meat. but then suddenly i carlys brother spencer came out from the other room holding a shotgun and he shot T-Bo and the nice asaian boy from behind the counter at arby's. they were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead. "oh, classic spencer!" i was happy now, carly finally learned her lesson. and i learned to not to be racist. i clicked on to the next episode and continued watching my favoritest tv show on my tv, "icarly."