Recent reviews by KindaUwU

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for Estrogen Monster Energy

As someone who has never touched fighting games apart from the very noob-friendly ones like Smash, this ♥♥♥♥ is difficult af. I feel like a monkey with two thumbs up my rear while high and upsidedown trying to play this but man is it a good game. Also Cammy best girl get your Chun Li ass out of here

Hinoa.

dad, dad I can explain. It's a mod and its called CBBE and it makes sense in the world and lore I swear! Why my ♥♥♥♥ is out? ...its an rpg im just playing an rpg right? hahaha. hah. What do you mean this is why mom left?

brickell monke waifu

105 hrs in and I regret N O T H I N G. This game is a genuine hidden gem. Is it as polished as other MOBAs? No. No maybe it isnt. But, we got cute anime chicks and cute anime dudes AND not to mention a Battle Royale game where RNG doesnt completely ♥♥♥♥ you on drop??? HUUUUH??? You mean to tell me I can drop wherever I want and get the ♥♥♥♥ I need to play the game? Ain't no way dawg, that's crazyyy. No, but all this dumb stuff aside. Genuinly give the game a go, its hard to get into but once you get over that curve and start to understand the mechanics it is genuinly one of the greatest MOBAs of all time and I genuinly mean that. Also you get to enjoy solid af moba gameplay without a 12 year old running it down mid cuz you took a canon minion so thats poggers. Idk what more to tell you, play the freakin'ä game dawg

POV: you are in an episode of bottom gear

After beating Endwalker I can safetly say that this is one of the best stories told in fiction. That, and the fact that I've grown exceedingly more ♥♥♥♥ thx to bnuy bois.

Rise is good and all but this ♥♥♥♥ hit different, and that difference is better. Also House decorating gang rise up! Hunt monsters in a hunting game? Whaaaaaa

I was one of the people who were hyped for this game on the sidelines. Not having played Witcher 3 that much but enjoying what I had played I kept my hype in check for this game. I mention this because there were obviously a lot of people who were seeing this game as the second coming of christ and set the game on a ridiculously high standard.
I've never pre-ordered a game, but Cyberpunk 2077 was the first game I ever pre-ordered and I don't regret spending a single penny. On launch-day I played the game for 8 hours and I can say, with certainty, that no other game I've played comes close to Cyberpunk in terms of atmosphere and sheer vastness in scope. From the moment I started the story I was hooked in and immersed. A feeling which I've never had playing a game, period. Not even Bloodborne, Dark Souls, Witcher 3- Fallout hecking New Vegas! Which in my opinion is one of the greatest titles ever created came close to the level of immersion I got out of playing Cyberpunk 2077.

I have yet to finish the story and this is already one of my favorite games of all time. From the moment the first cutscene played to the point I am in right now I have had nothing but enjoyment. I have been able to count the amount of bugs that directly impacted my experience on two hands, but your mileage may vary. I am running this game on a GTX 970 and it still looks incredible.

I want to mention the whole console situation and give my two cents on it so here we go. In the apology video from CDPR, Marcin Iwinski mentions that the testing for console didn't show any massive problems and this has been disputed by gaming journalists and news outlets as "how couldn't you see it!? It's literally there as soon as you boot the game!" Now, while this may be true. And what I'm about to say may be very wrong, but I'd imagine CDPR doesn't actually use consoles to test the game. Again I may very well be wrong on that front. They use their devtools so that they can go in and fix stuff on the fly meaning that the game wasn't really running on a console to begin with. Now again, I may be talking out of my ass here so take it with a heart-stopping pile of salt.

Overall, I've enjoyed this game. I can personally recommend it to any person who's a fan of massive open world RPGs and even then I can recommend it to the casual player because the sheer depth of this game shouldn't be understated. Understandably this game has had a rocky launch but I believe that CDPR can bring the ship around and truly cement this game in the hall of fame as one of the best titles ever created.

Also Papa Keanu is in this game <3