guys why does my peenits hurt

I'm open to more friends, but

1. Don't scam me. Or rather... DON'T TRY TO SCAM ME.

2. You better be a nice friend to me. Be online often, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around with me, and drop by and say "hi" once in a while.

3. You better be 13 or older, unless I know you. I'm not friending any edgy 9-year-old Jake Paulers that play Roblox and spam "lol" all over my profile. You could hide your age, but you better hide it well. If you can hide it well enough for me not to notice your immaturity, you are then technically mature enough to be my friend.

4. I will only friend people that are least level 7. I have a few friends that are under that limit, but I'm not taking any more people that are under that from now on. Unless I know you, or I am willing to make an exception.

5. This isn't a real rule, but I would appreciate if you joined my group, which I showed you above.

i am the number 1 parzivals ttt player

MIND IF I TAKE A DUMP HERE?! +rep