Ayo Mari Omori here
stay hydrated.

Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...

Phone starts to call
Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.

Phone Guy: Hello?

Mark: Hi!

Phone Guy: Hello, hello?

Mark: HI!!!

Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

Mark: Ugh...

Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.

wait, wait, wait… hold your helmets… uhm… YOURE A ELF?!? O_O Not to be a freak, but, just when I thought you couldn’t get more disgusting… you started playing video games. Nicely done, man. You’ve just become every slugs dream woman… you’ve truly got us all spitting

wait, wait, wait… hold your horses… uhm… YOURE A GIRL GAMER?!? O_O Not to be a freak, but, just when I thought you couldn’t get more attractive… you started playing video games. Nicely done, m’lady. You’ve just become every mans dream woman… you’ve truly got us all drooling

wait, wait, wait… hold your GIRL GAMER… uhm… YOURE A horses?!? O_O Not to be a m’lady, but, just when I thought you couldn’t get more mans… you started playing dream woman. Nicely drooling, freak. You’ve just become every attractive video games… you’ve truly got us all done

wait, wait, wait… hold your horses… uhm… YOURE A GIRL GAMER?!? O_O Not to be a freak, but, just when I thought you couldn’t get more attractive… you started playing video games. Nicely done, m’lady. You’ve just become every mans dream woman… you’ve truly got us all drooling