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"Oh my god, we're a broken home and I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art." -Roger, American Dad

"School prepares you for the real world which also sucks." -Happy Bunny

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain

"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." -Jack Handey

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one." -Bill Gates

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday." -Winnie the Pooh

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." -Ron Swanson