schwack
schwick   United States
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70
Crackhead
400 XP
 
 
I don't care what they called me back on the station - I'm not a traitor. I'm a man of principles and standards. And if lives get in the way of those principles, so be it. I'd say I'm the better man here.
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HELLDIVERS™ 2
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Oh boy, do you love guns. You really, really love guns. I mean, there are folks out there who say they love guns, but they don't hold a candle to your unconditional infatuation with guns. When you're not busy lobbying to overturn the marriage statute banning the union between a Nevadean and their gun, you're playing with guns. Taking apart guns. Tweaking guns. Putting guns back together again. You never leave your house without your guns, and when you come home, you cannot go to sleep until you've said goodnight to every gun in your possession.

You love guns.
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budd dwyer Mar 26 @ 2:17am 
he needs mouse bites to live
cromn Mar 18 @ 10:18pm 
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cromn Feb 7 @ 12:31am 
my ♥♥♥♥ is malfunctioning i cant ♥♥♥ anymore i only bleed HELP HELP HELP OH GAWD I THINK I MIGHT ME BLOOMING
cromn Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:27pm 
No, I actually might go back to Gyatts vs. Rizzies. Why? So the peashooter has many forms: rizzlord, sigma, lookmaxxer, shoot, even skibidi. But recently there's been new mods that really need to be added to the game. So there's three and the first one is Jumbo Josh, he shoots BanBans, look at this. Oh that's a W, but why not Opila Bird? Dude wait, that's actually a W idea, but you've GYATT to see this one. Wait, that's actually awesomesauce. Yeah, the game would appear on an Adin Ross stream. But look at this, it's Kaizonet. What? I'm just kidding, actually look at this one. Is that Ohio? Yeah, it's an Ohio pea, it shoots Ohio blocks
schwack Mar 22, 2023 @ 8:55am 
Yes
cromn Mar 20, 2023 @ 9:35pm 
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