Recent reviews by Bearded Bamboo

I want a pet ogryn of my own

This game taught me how to parry my child support

I was shocked when I saw this in my library.

A childhood S tier game. And to see it come back to the modern machine is amazing beyond words. (Now all I want is a remastered Robin Hood Legend of sherwood).

As amazing as it is to see it I do have a couple of problems. (Note: I only ever played the 1st game, never touched the second.)

1-The neighbour icons are obviously from the 2nd game, it feels really weird when playing the 1st games levels.
2-The slot machine like pickups. It may have a place in the 2nd game, but not in the 1st one. It felt slow and sluggish and my timing got ruined for it.
3-The challenge seems to be gone. The 100% runthroughs that I loved are no more seemingly.

But that's mostly what I got so far. Overall I am glad to have seen this game get modernized, but it could've been better.

Get a sniper and start camping boy,
May be breaking the Geneva Convention, but it didn't stop Hitler so why should it stop you.

Mod it till it breaks am I right fellas?

Planet wide genocide is a healthy way to pass the time. Who's that knocking on my door with sirens blaring?

This is great for playing smut on discord and ruining public games. Must have for any soundboard junkie.

Ninjas Cutting Onions Simulator

20 minutes of looting
4 seconds of shooting
I love this game.

This game ruined more friendships for me than monopoly