+rep epic medic

I can shapeshift into a monkey.
I can easily shapeshift into a monkey.
I can instantly shapeshift into a monkey.
I can safely shapeshift into a monkey.
I can easily shapeshift into my original form.
I can instantly shapeshift into my original form.
I can safely shapeshift into my original form.
I can change my DNA in an instant.
I am always safe when shapeshifting.
My body is always safe when shapeshifting.
My mind is always safe when shapeshifting.
I keep my human color vision in my monkey form.
My body masks my monkey DNA.
I appear completely human when in my human form.
My body masks my human DNA when in my monkey form.
My spirit masks my primate aura and primate energy signature when I will it.
My body absorbs every nutrient from the food I eat.
I have full control over all of my forms.
I innately know how to shift.
I have full control of my shifts.
I can easily tap into my subconscious mind.
Psychic attacks are near impossible to execute upon me.
My third eye is open wide.
My cha

I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ king!!!

instakills me from across the map

Can I get uhhhhhhhh, bowl of that chili

Candy Crush Saga is a free-to-play match-three puzzle video game released by King on April 12, 2012, for Facebook; other versions for iOS, Android, Windows Phone, and Windows 10 followed. It is a variation of their browser game Candy Crush.
In the game, players complete levels by swapping coloured pieces of candy on a game board to make a match of three or more of the same color, eliminating those candies from the board and replacing them with new ones, which could potentially create further matches. Matches of four or more candies create unique candies that act as power-ups with larger board-clearing abilities. Boards have various goals that must be completed within a fixed number of moves or limited amount of time, such as a certain score or collecting a specific number of a type of candy.