I was born in Zalzala Koh, Pakistan.

I am the founder of the organizations "WASWAS" and "Mauten"

My cousins:
1. Abu Razzar al Jalal Bagdadhi
2. La Basmo T. Timo
3. Vladimir Kalashnikov
4. Joseph Kony
5. Enrique Heal
6. James Weird
7. Pablo Jab
8, Pining Garcia
9. Tina Moran
10. Malou Wang
11. Jack Kinghoff
12. Biggus Dickus
13. Jay Cole Ero
14. Ruben Madeeq
15. Taj Maddiq
16. Kanye Wews
17. Lou Sassle
18. Hugh Janus
19. Ray Cism
20. Beat N. Mameet
21. Lil E. Wrexion
22. Naughtius Maximus
23. Sillius Soddus
24. Incontinentia Buttocks
25. Sussus Amogus
26. Higa Dadrip
27. Ben Dover
28. Jarakal Bulbulitos Batongbakal
29. Jack Hall
30. Mike Oxlong
31. E. Norma Stits
32. Vinu Rath
33. Tinny T. Cole
34. Chino Panya
35. Qui Pie Co
36. Shining Ger Co
37. Beth Logan
38. Juan Deag
39. Jack Mehoff
40. Barry McKocner
41. Mike Hoochie
42. Finn Gurrer
43. Connie Lingus
44. Holden Medeck
45. Anita Dekinme
46. Mike Hunt
47. Craven Moorehead
48. Phil Accio
49. Erik Shun
50. Jenny Tulls
51. Yuri Nator
52. Big Dickens
53. Hue G. Rection
54. Hugh Jass
55. Hugh Mungus
56. Lar Janus
57. Mike Oxmells-Grim
58. Mike Oxmaul
59. Wang King
60. Wang Ker
61. Jenna Tools
62. Bulbulito Balagbag
63. Phil Manuts
64. Jack Collin Monaco
65. May P. Nopormhanto

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