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I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
tired of being told that ordinary decent people are fed up in this
country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not. But I'm
sick and tired of being told that I am.
- Monty Python
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You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
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In Oz, never say "krizzle kroo" to a Woozy.
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Dead? No excuse for laying off work.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
-- Bill Murray
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"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."
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A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red"
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